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Russell fuckin' Crowe....

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0955308/

Playing Robin Hood and The Sheriff of Nottingham.

What a vicious dichotomy.

What a dumb fucking cunt.
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He is also playing Bill Hicks, which should be awesome, since he (Crowe) is the least funny person on earth.
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Oh for fuck's sake. I didn't think I could get any angrier. Damn you Tobes.

This is now the I FUCKING HATE RUSSELL CROWE thread. More to come.
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Number Un....

He left his band Thirty Odd Foot Of Grunts (Cunts), Held a fucking press conference to announce it (because its news), claimed 'they were holding me back', and named his solo thing 'The Ordinary Fear of God' so the T-Shirts, which are acronym based could be re-used. Russell Crowe is still in TOFOG.


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In an interview to promote his band, someone brought up his acting career. He retorted with 'I came here to talk about my art, not my craft'.

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In the TOFOG documentary they're all off overseas recording a new album. He announces to his band that he's off to have a meeting for a new role. He says this in the following manner: 'Excuse me, I need to go negotiate for a man's life'.


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ive been told by more than one person that i look like russell crowe

you mess with my impossibly handsome doppelganger, you mess with me, punk
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I like the trend Mobius has made of this thread, and while I don't have anything to say about Crowe, I will mention that he really chewed the scenery in Master and Commander.

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When asked why he threw a phone at a concierge, Crowe remarked "No man dances alone".


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“God bless America. God save the Queen. God defend New Zealand and thank Christ for Australia.”

- Russell Crowe

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I could list a lot worse than Russell if you so desire..
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(lingus) wrote:“God bless America. God save the Queen. God defend New Zealand and thank Christ for Australia.”

- Russell Crowe

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Why would anyone bless America!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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(lingus) wrote:“God bless America. God save the Queen. God defend New Zealand and thank Christ for Australia.”

- Russell Crowe

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Greatest thing ever.

I like Rus.
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I thought he was great in Tropic Thunder...
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What a fucking abomination...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH6SAvCD_kM
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Mobiesque wrote:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0955308/

Playing Robin Hood and The Sheriff of Nottingham.

What a vicious dichotomy.

What a dumb fucking cunt.
You might have mentioned that Ridley fuckin' Scott is helming this.
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It was implied. Match made in Heaven.
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Mobiesque wrote:What a fucking abomination...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH6SAvCD_kM
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Well done on Gone Baby Gone though.
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I have to admit I thought he was decent in Hollywoodland. :oops:
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Mobiesque wrote:What a fucking abomination...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH6SAvCD_kM
Better than most of the shit you've shown me.
Plus you're a trekkie.

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I was waiting for this.

You've alienated all those that love and care for you to the point of them vomiting their colons due to distraught confusion, but until now I was yet to find myself in your, frankly, effeminate cross hairs.

You've really changed since you went commercial.

Thanks Tori Spelling. Now I know what sort of friend you are.

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I have a thing for Rachel McAdams.
A SEX thing.


Oh and since it's a thread about Rus..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SzsEclbQ8g
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