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The Expendables

Posted: 02 Jan 2009, 00:35
by Don Eduardo
This thread will probably be dead by the time the film actually comes out, so maybe just consider this a heads-up for what will in all likelihood be the greatest movie ever made.

Director: Sylvester Stallone
Writer: Sylvester Stallone (screenplay)

Cast:
Jason Statham - Lee Christmas
Sylvester Stallone - Barney Ross
Jet Li - Kong Kao
Dolph Lundgren
Forest Whitaker - Agent Will Sands
Randy Couture

Both Jean Claude Van Damme and Wesley Snipes rejected roles as well. IDIOTS.

No reports yet as to whether Steven Seagal is billed with a major role but dies within five minutes.

Posted: 03 Jan 2009, 03:23
by Grotocult
This is going to be fabulous!

Posted: 03 Jan 2009, 20:03
by joey5001
I'm over this like a rash. :cool:

Posted: 03 Jan 2009, 21:25
by Don Eduardo
This is a word by word transcript of the final, climactic battle scene.
''THE BATTLE IS ON!! WHAT ENSUES IS A REMARKABLY SAVAGE EBB AND FLOW BATTLE. TO DESCRIBE THE ACTION DESIGNED FOR THIS SCENE WOULD TAKE MANY PAGES, SO TRUST ME, IT'LL BE LIKE NOTHING SEEN BEFORE.''

Posted: 03 Jan 2009, 21:41
by Mary Hinge
Is your avatar part of that a scene?

Posted: 04 Jan 2009, 03:42
by Rado
I seriously can't wait for this.
Dolph needs to break some necks.

Posted: 04 Jan 2009, 18:52
by not jimmy
erutlucorgga";p="1001586 wrote:Sounds like what the Watchmen could have been if it wasn't destined to be the crap it was always going to be
fuck you

have some faith in zack snyder

he hasn't steered wrong yet

Posted: 04 Jan 2009, 22:56
by The Rambam
Didn't you see 300?

Posted: 13 Jan 2009, 21:31
by Busta
Mickey Rourke looks set to star in this, too..

Posted: 13 Jan 2009, 21:55
by Mary Hinge
The Rambam";p="1001783 wrote:Didn't you see 300?
:puke:

Posted: 13 Jan 2009, 22:14
by not jimmy
what's the beef with 300?

awesome effects/green screen work

Posted: 13 Jan 2009, 22:57
by Mary Hinge
it's fucking dung?

Posted: 13 Jan 2009, 23:00
by Rado
I haven't seen it yet. :eek:

Posted: 13 Jan 2009, 23:16
by Mary Hinge
Watch four episodes of 'Are You being Served' instead

Posted: 14 Jan 2009, 00:22
by not jimmy
Mary Hinge";p="1003624 wrote:it's fucking dung?
dead wrong

ground breaking cgi
lots of violence
stays true to the graphic novel it's based on

what did you expect when u saw it?

Posted: 14 Jan 2009, 01:00
by not jimmy
what next, mary?

you don't like old schwazzeneggar movies?

Posted: 14 Jan 2009, 01:37
by Rado
(lingus)";p="1003639 wrote:
Mary Hinge";p="1003624 wrote:it's fucking dung?
lots of violence
Sold.

Posted: 14 Jan 2009, 01:38
by Rado
(lingus)";p="1003642 wrote:what next, mary?

you don't like old schwazzeneggar movies?
It's mind boggling to imagine someone not liking Schwazzeneggar movies.

Posted: 14 Jan 2009, 05:38
by General Tso s Chicken
lolanegger

lol :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol:

:lol: :mad:

Posted: 14 Jan 2009, 05:49
by Mary Hinge
(lingus)";p="1003639 wrote:
Mary Hinge";p="1003624 wrote:it's fucking dung?
dead wrong

ground breaking cgi
lots of violence
stays true to the graphic novel it's based on

what did you expect when u saw it?
300 has been done to death here, blingles
viewtopic.php?t=43541

as for not liking Arnie, step outside and feel the raw power of my dry slap, fool.

Posted: 14 Jan 2009, 06:17
by Rado
So you liked it or?

Posted: 14 Jan 2009, 06:57
by not jimmy
watch it like you would any old arnold or sylvester movie, dude.

i guess the haters thought they were gonna see some oscar nominated film when they sat down to see it.

Posted: 14 Jan 2009, 07:11
by Mary Hinge
I went in with no particular expectations, I rarely do.

anyway....I would like to see the Expendables. :smile:

Posted: 14 Jan 2009, 12:21
by Grotocult
Damn I thought this thread was about
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Posted: 15 Feb 2009, 01:32
by Don Eduardo
Latest rumours are Christian Slater, Sandra Bullock and Ben Kingsley. This is getting more viral hype than Snakes On A Plane.

The guy with the hat from Dexter who can't pronounce his "R"s is also in.