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This thread will probably be dead by the time the film actually comes out, so maybe just consider this a heads-up for what will in all likelihood be the greatest movie ever made.

Director: Sylvester Stallone
Writer: Sylvester Stallone (screenplay)

Cast:
Jason Statham - Lee Christmas
Sylvester Stallone - Barney Ross
Jet Li - Kong Kao
Dolph Lundgren
Forest Whitaker - Agent Will Sands
Randy Couture

Both Jean Claude Van Damme and Wesley Snipes rejected roles as well. IDIOTS.

No reports yet as to whether Steven Seagal is billed with a major role but dies within five minutes.

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This is going to be fabulous!


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I'm over this like a rash. :cool:

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This is a word by word transcript of the final, climactic battle scene.

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''THE BATTLE IS ON!! WHAT ENSUES IS A REMARKABLY SAVAGE EBB AND FLOW BATTLE. TO DESCRIBE THE ACTION DESIGNED FOR THIS SCENE WOULD TAKE MANY PAGES, SO TRUST ME, IT'LL BE LIKE NOTHING SEEN BEFORE.''

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Is your avatar part of that a scene?

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I seriously can't wait for this.
Dolph needs to break some necks.

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erutlucorgga\";p=\"1001586 wrote:
Sounds like what the Watchmen could have been if it wasn't destined to be the crap it was always going to be


fuck you

have some faith in zack snyder

he hasn't steered wrong yet


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Didn't you see 300?

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Mickey Rourke looks set to star in this, too..

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Didn't you see 300?
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what's the beef with 300?

awesome effects/green screen work


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it's fucking dung?

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I haven't seen it yet. :eek:

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Watch four episodes of 'Are You being Served' instead

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Mary Hinge\";p=\"1003624 wrote:
it's fucking dung?


dead wrong

ground breaking cgi
lots of violence
stays true to the graphic novel it's based on

what did you expect when u saw it?


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what next, mary?

you don't like old schwazzeneggar movies?


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(lingus)\";p=\"1003639 wrote:
Mary Hinge\";p=\"1003624 wrote:
it's fucking dung?

lots of violence


Sold.

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(lingus)\";p=\"1003642 wrote:
what next, mary?

you don't like old schwazzeneggar movies?


It's mind boggling to imagine someone not liking Schwazzeneggar movies.

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lol :lol: :lol:

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(lingus)\";p=\"1003639 wrote:
Mary Hinge\";p=\"1003624 wrote:
it's fucking dung?


dead wrong

ground breaking cgi
lots of violence
stays true to the graphic novel it's based on

what did you expect when u saw it?


300 has been done to death here, blingles
http://bbs.bunglefever.com/viewtopic.php?t=43541

as for not liking Arnie, step outside and feel the raw power of my dry slap, fool.

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So you liked it or?

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watch it like you would any old arnold or sylvester movie, dude.

i guess the haters thought they were gonna see some oscar nominated film when they sat down to see it.


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I went in with no particular expectations, I rarely do.

anyway....I would like to see the Expendables. :smile:

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Damn I thought this thread was about
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Latest rumours are Christian Slater, Sandra Bullock and Ben Kingsley. This is getting more viral hype than Snakes On A Plane.

The guy with the hat from Dexter who can't pronounce his "R"s is also in.

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