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Forest Whitaker and DANNY TREJO!!!!

This is gonna be so awesome! :biggrin:
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Stone Cold Steve Austin has joined the craziness.

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I'm calling for Greatest Action Movie Of All Time.
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Don Eduardo wrote:Stone Cold Steve Austin has joined the craziness.
no ultimate warrior, no credibility
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http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=59996

yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
looks so fucking awesome

so many lulz
stallone's goatee
a flying headscissors in a fight sequence
'cmon, happy feet!' :lol: :lol:
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Looks entertaining, but needs more ninjas and dragons
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I think it looks a bit boring :?

But Im still stoked about the cast, especially Dolph.
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pros and cons:

pros
-the closing 30 minute action scene
-terry crews fucking everyone up with a BFG
-dolph lundgren
-sly stallone's face
-creative deaths
-dolph lundgren
-lots of knives thrown through throats
-stupid, wildly implausible stunts
-dolph lundgren
-any randy couture line, he was so painfully bad, i loved it
-dolph lundgren

cons
-not enough dolph lundgren, who needs to be in every movie ever, he has the most bizarre screen presence of any living actor
-that one chick didn't get naked
-not enough gaping plot holes
-the arnold/sly/bruce scene kinda fell flat

but yeah, the last 30 minutes are fucking awesome
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Busta wrote:I'm calling for Greatest Action Movie Of All Time.
The A Team might outdo it...
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Doubtful. Did you see its trailer? That movie looks horrendous.
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A Team is stupid fun.
Very silly, in the spirit of the original show. Just updated. It's not Remains of the Day.
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They should have made it all "Howard's End" 'n shit.
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Fo' real.
With some high class "Pride and Prejudice" ho as the main piece o' pussy.
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http://twitter.com/TheSlyStallone/status/22293508582
Had dinner with Bruce Willis last night. I want him in EXPENDABLES II as a super villain. What do you think?
i think there should be at least 25 expendables movies
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