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from femme fatale

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaBC0bcx ... re=related

what's your favorite sexy scene in film?
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Nearl: Where's Babar?
X-tacle: He's in the shower.
Nearl: No he's not! Elephants take showers with their noses!
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Great thread idea. Unfortunately youtube doesnt allow the scenes I have in mind.
...this time like triple sarcasm
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you can list them
and i will watch the films if i've never seen them

ps- i am familiar with tinto brass
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Any scene with Audrey Tautou in.
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any scene?
gtfo

we're talking erotic here, joey
not puppy love
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My erection was sustained for the duration of Priceless.
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that's cool

but we're looking for the most bonerific scene of all time
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harvey kietel's flappy penuckle in bad lt





is nightmare inducing :eek:
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The Name of the Rose - Christian Slater and Valentina Vargas
"Well, they finally did it: They killed my fucking car."
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Post by lol-o-caust »

:lol:

I can't think of any. Most "gay movies" are really cliched or appeal to that stereotype gay demographic which I only pretend to relate to to give you lot a laugh.

My sexuality is more of a joke by God, than a guide to how I live my life. How the fuck else did I end up on this forum otherwise?
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I'll see your
and raise you a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErQ86RKY0FI
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Pretty much anything from The Last Seduction. Can't find the scene I'm thinking of.

Basically where Linda Fiorentino takes one look at the guys dick in the bar then it cuts to them banging against a fence in the carpark.
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Also Lilya4Ever and The War Zone. Both major bonerfests.
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Post by Thunder Bear »

I think lingus has a thing for Kevin Bacon.
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who doesn't?

Flatliners, dude

and of course, The Air Up There
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Patricia Arquette in Lost Highway over Mulholland Drive for me, thanks
In fact the sexiest Lynch "babe" has got to be:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrl3n2ZtK2E
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awesome song
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aw c'mon

have any of you clicked the above link?
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I have. It's great.
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thanks mitch
i just don't want to go unappreciated, you know?
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