Punisher vs. Spawn

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Punisher vs. Spawn

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Oh my god this is going to be a good thread.
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If the film is made here Spawn will lose.
Spawn is black.
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Ooh. I wasn't thinking of that; I'm comparing the two films.

E.g.

John Travolta vs. Martin Sheen
Cool knife deaths vs. Cool FX

etc.

But yeah, of course Spawn would lose.
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I think on a different plane.

Martin Sheen would win.
His chest hair is stronger.
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At least he's got that.

It's astounding how crap a reasonable actor can be made to look in a dud movie.
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I can't remember the last time Sheen was in a good film.
He had a cameo in Hot Shots. I remember that.
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I just checked IMDb. He sure has been in a lot of shit.
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I haven't seen The Departed. He was in that.
So the last movie he was in and I saw and liked was War At Home in 1996.

That's a pretty dry spell.
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Then he did Spawn.
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His role in Departed is not something you could really get wrong.He's no Baldwin and that's for sure.
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:lol:
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Spawn had the Merlin guy. Thus: win.

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Spider-Man 3: I'm putting this film here.
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Which Punisher are we talking about?
Tom Jane or Dolph Lundgren?

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Please don't sully Dolph's reputation.

Tom Jane. John Travolta wasn't in the Dolph version.
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battlefield earth vs. the 5th element

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