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Yes, those were the two lines I was talking about. It doesn't stray from the fact that Ted Whitten was as fine a leader of near-nude men as Mr. Leonidas.

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I almost peed myself watching this movie. Parts of it were as funny as the naked blokes scene in Borat.
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Okay, this might sound weird and a little off topic... but if we got together once and had sex, would you let me pee inside you?
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No, I don't remember that line...
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Post by Thunder Beer »

I asked you a question. Now answer it!
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This is about your problem getting it up, isn't it t. bear?
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I dont really have a problem. Only 5-6 times in total, and only while drunk. I always fuck in the morning...
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Post by Redundant Retard »

You should take this seriously Thunder. Perhaps you should visit a doctor? Get some pills or something?
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Post by Thunder Beer »

First thing tomorrow!
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Thunder";p="869516 wrote:I asked you a question. Now answer it!
:?
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Post by Thunder Beer »

confused?
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I think I might delete this whole thread.

OK?
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Post by Mary Hinge »

Thunder";p="870859 wrote:confused?
it's the closest emoticon to "ewww" without actually barfing.

why would you want to pee inside me Toby? Why? Why?
:(


Please can we get back to gay gladiators impersonating Sean Connery and a leading lady that looks like Naomi Robson?
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Post by Thunder Beer »

I never said I want to, I asked you if you would let me...

Never mind, I love you Mary, and I will never pee inside you. Thats just sick...
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I liked it.
Ludicrous, ridiculous, silly, fun, entertaining: what's wrong with that?

Sneaked into Spiderman 3 afterwards: it made 300 seem like a masterpiece in comparison.

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Post by Mary Hinge »

See, I liked Spiderman 3 a LOT. Very entertaining. But it would be like eating perfect grapefruit after a really good coffee - you need to leave a respectable gap to really appreciate them both.
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Mary Hinge";p="876066 wrote:See, I liked Spiderman 3 a LOT.
:shock:

Wow. Really? I thought it was a directionless mess.

That said, it was the most unintentionally funny movie I've ever seen.
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Post by Mary Hinge »

I thought it was intentionally funny.

Uhmmm...wasn't it? :oops:


Should we rename this thread The unintentional sock-full-of-piss thread?
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Sounds like a marvellous idea.
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:grin:
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Everyone roared with laughter everytime Elijah Wood started crying. Nuff said.

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Mary Hinge";p="876111 wrote:Should we rename this thread The unintentional sock-full-of-piss thread?
One thing I'll say for you Mary, when you promise, you deliver. :wink:
You're breaking my heart, asswipe.

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Post by Mary Hinge »

actually, that was Judas.

:oops:

Check out my spidey-shoes tonight though!
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Just had the misfortune to flick past this one on Foxtel. Still an utter pile o' shite.

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All that and the Pearly Queen.

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The movie is a sack of shit. I'd be better off never seeing it.
The gratuitous nudity and my brother refusing to turn it off are the only things that made me make it until the end.

My brother needs to learn that a movie being Blu-Ray doesn't make it good.

I went through a test on Monday trying to find The Will Be Blood on Blu-Ray with a friend.
I've never seen it and wanted to see it right. He wanted to buy it. Walking all over Queens was no help.
Sold out. Shoplifted.

I did get to finally see No Country For Old Men.
So it wasn't a wasted day.
Depressed beyond tablets

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