Americaaahh... Fuck yeah!

Roark · Post by **Roark** » 18 Sep 2006, 01:19

Going out to save the motherfuckin' day yeah!

I can't believe I didn't watch this movie sooner. For anyone looking at the world through retarded eyes, I'm talking about Team America: World Police.

Highlights for me:

- projectile vomiting scene with stirring music
- powerfucking
- "That day I put a jihad on the infidel... and if you don't believe me, then you'd better kill me right now, or I'll put a jihad on you too..."

OLD...
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S.T.F.U
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Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 18 Sep 2006, 01:24

Very poorly done. Unfunny. Worst thing they ever did. Cannibal was better by far.

Roark · Post by **Roark** » 18 Sep 2006, 01:34

Yeah, but... you're Welsh. You probably didn't understand a single word.

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 18 Sep 2006, 01:46

Have you been speaking to Sharppie?

Roark · Post by **Roark** » 18 Sep 2006, 02:13

I'm kinda just being a bitch face because your opinion differs from mine.

Sharppie is irrelevant to this thread, TAWP, and all things pure and decent.

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 18 Sep 2006, 04:14

I was raving about this movie only the other day.

I almost crapped a kidney during the vomiting scene, both times I saw it.

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 18 Sep 2006, 06:07

I doubt I'll ever watch this film. I didn't/don't really dig South Park. Cannibal was pretty funny, as shit films go.

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 18 Sep 2006, 11:31

Die Zulo Gestalt";p="800416 wrote: Highlights for me:

- projectile vomiting scene with stirring music
- powerfucking
- "That day I put a jihad on the infidel... and if you don't believe me, then you'd better kill me right now, or I'll put a jihad on you too..."

yes!

The music is great, too.

The scenery detail and puppet expressions make this worth a watch with the sound turned off if you aren't into South Park and all of that.

Liingus · Post by **Liingus** » 18 Sep 2006, 13:18

orgazmo!1

"hey guys, i'm ready to fuck. you're gonna make me cum!"

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 18 Sep 2006, 13:40

Sometimes taking a shit is pleasurable. Let me just say if you strain too hard, it can be deeply unpleasant.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » 18 Sep 2006, 19:14

evilmugman";p="800421 wrote:Very poorly done. Unfunny. Worst thing they ever did. Cannibal was better by far.

THANK YOU.

I don't know why everyone loves this movie so goddamned much. The whole "America, Fuck Yeah" song just kept me thinking "are they going to get to the funny part anytime soon?"... actually the entire movie kept me thinking that.

Cannibal, on the other hand, is fucking fantastic.

Roark · Post by **Roark** » 18 Sep 2006, 21:32

If you don't find thunderbirds-type dolls having sex and ralphing their guts up remotely funny, then I don't know how to help you.

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 18 Sep 2006, 21:45

I really like this movie.
Did you watch the unrated version, Roark?

Roark · Post by **Roark** » 18 Sep 2006, 22:27

Fuck yeah.

Don Eduardo · Post by **Don Eduardo** » 18 Sep 2006, 23:25

When you watch it again after a while you'll hate it.

Roark · Post by **Roark** » 19 Sep 2006, 00:27

OK, ta. That's great.

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 19 Sep 2006, 01:19

It was funny for the opening sequence. After that, everything was repeated. And if you watch the opening sequence a second time, it's not funny anymore and sucks just as much as the rest of the film. Not a patch on South Park.

Roark · Post by **Roark** » 19 Sep 2006, 01:52

I listed my favourite bits, and none of them involved the... err... opening sequence.

Anyway you guys have fairly wrong opinions and should just go back to wearing cardigans and watching Fawlty Towers or some shit.

Cannibal was good, though. I agree with that.

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 19 Sep 2006, 11:45

To paraphrase, the joke got old very quickly.

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 19 Sep 2006, 16:50

Don Eduardo";p="800907 wrote:When you watch it again after a while you'll hate it.

Er, no.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » 20 Sep 2006, 17:30

Die Zulo Gestalt";p="800808 wrote:If you don't find thunderbirds-type dolls having sex and ralphing their guts up remotely funny, then I don't know how to help you.

You could help me by pointing out a movie that doesn't feature the same gags I was filming on a camcorder when I was 11.

Roark · Post by **Roark** » 20 Sep 2006, 18:52

Ah, now I get it. You're absolutely right. I think these would be more up your alley, Jeffrey:

- The Whales of August
- Steel Magnolias
- On Golden Pond

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » 20 Sep 2006, 20:50

If people appreciated this movie on account of the irony of a comedic movie containing absolutely no jokes, I might get it.

Dolls having sex? Don't get it.

Roark · Post by **Roark** » 21 Sep 2006, 00:09

I think you hate the movie because you're Republican, and it is abrasive to your political sensibilities.

There, I said it.

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 21 Sep 2006, 10:50

I got the jokes, but stopped laughing at them when I was seven. The Wiggles has more entertainment value.

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