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Re: Recent films. A very brief opinion.

Posted: 24 Nov 2010, 12:01
by General Tso s Chicken
i dont netflix . i have looked for it , will look again , i really want to see it , ty for reminding me .

did you see exit thru the gift shop , pretty good , the first half rocked .

Re: Recent films. A very brief opinion.

Posted: 26 Nov 2010, 00:28
by Dress Barn
Why do I have to date an obsessive Potter fan?
:dead:

Re: Recent films. A very brief opinion.

Posted: 26 Nov 2010, 03:53
by Mary Hinge
Dress Barn wrote:Why do I have to date an obsessive Potter fan?
:dead:
:lol:

Saw HP7.i last night.

LOVED it :D

Re: Recent films. A very brief opinion.

Posted: 26 Nov 2010, 17:33
by crotchgrabber
Dress Barn wrote:Why do I have to date an obsessive Potter fan?
:dead:
could be worse.
*sparkly vampires*

Re: Recent films. A very brief opinion.

Posted: 27 Nov 2010, 13:49
by Mr John
Just watched "I love you Philip Morris" on DVD, was much funnier than I expected. Good laugh, quite twisted in places.
:)

Re: Recent films. A very brief opinion.

Posted: 27 Nov 2010, 16:07
by ReverseEngineer
Tristram Shandy: A Cock & Bull Story is a lot of fun. Does great justice to the book, even though it only shows about three scenes from it.

Re: Recent films. A very brief opinion.

Posted: 28 Nov 2010, 03:42
by General Tso s Chicken
coopers camera (alt title coopers christmas) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1242777/

smutty dysfunctional holiday fun . i could have enjoyed it more if was a lil more moralistic , but that would completely nullify the main gag of this film . the writing , acting was really well executed , i guess i would say it was a guilty pleasure . the drama revolves around a phony adulterous marriage , and that is tough for me personally . my entire extended family pulled off the appearance of successful happy monogamous relationships . any sort of infidelity in movies tends to throw me off quite a bit , either way , man cheating , woman cheating it just fuckin ruins it for me , the premise of this whole film was exactly that , but it was comedic gold at many points . check it out if you can find it !

imdb shows polarizing reviews which usually points to awesomeness more than not .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG4OXSvJ3j4

Re: Recent films. A very brief opinion.

Posted: 30 Nov 2010, 19:12
by ChickenMug
Dress Barn wrote:Why do I have to date an obsessive Potter fan?
:dead:

i didn't know we were an item, j....?

Re: Recent films. A very brief opinion.

Posted: 01 Dec 2010, 08:24
by The Rambam
Does camo hat know?

Re: Recent films. A very brief opinion.

Posted: 04 Dec 2010, 18:39
by Mr John
Got a copy of Expendables from a mate. Oh my god, terrible.

If you haven't seen it, here's the recipe:

Take Sly and Dolph, mix in some 90s action hero movie cliches, add a pinch of Jet Li, throw in too many wrestlers, add pornoultraviolence gun candy and martial art takedowns, remove any common sense, chuck in a cameo from Bruce and Arnie looking smugger than Jeremy Clarkson in a hall of mirrors, then shake the whole thing up, shove it up your arse and shit it out into the cinema-going public's collective mouths, whilst rolling around in money, snorting coke and wanking into your own mouth, sniggering at how you fooled everyone into thinking you ever had a quality product to sell.

Really, it's that bad. There are straight to video movies I saw when I was a teenager that were better than that. Actually, was it made as a joke? Did I miss a meeting?

0 stars
0 out of 10
0 out of 100
keep raising the bar, use any rating system you like, I'll keep giving this film 0.

Thank Christ I got it as a freebie. I would have travelled to Sly's house to get my money back (a la South Park/Mel Gibson episode) if I had paid to see that piece of shit.

I literally watched it, on my iPod, on the bus to work across the week. I would never allocate any of my actual valuable time to that crapout garbagefest, nor recommend anyone else does either.

Shit, I could have read a decent book on those journeys.


*shiver*

Re: Recent films. A very brief opinion.

Posted: 04 Dec 2010, 19:00
by Mary Hinge
so...you liked it ir not? Make up your mind!
:curse:

Re: Recent films. A very brief opinion.

Posted: 04 Dec 2010, 20:05
by crotchgrabber
Zero crotch grabs?
Zero hard fists?
zero Gambrills?

Re: Recent films. A very brief opinion.

Posted: 04 Dec 2010, 20:27
by ReverseEngineer
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo was quite good.

Re: Recent films. A very brief opinion.

Posted: 05 Dec 2010, 19:23
by Rado
Mr John wrote: Take Sly and Dolph, mix in some 90s action hero movie cliches, add a pinch of Jet Li, throw in too many wrestlers, add pornoultraviolence gun candy and martial art takedowns, remove any common sense, chuck in a cameo from Bruce and Arnie looking smugger than Jeremy Clarkson in a hall of mirrors, then shake the whole thing up, shove it up your arse and shit it out into the cinema-going public's collective mouths, whilst rolling around in money, snorting coke and wanking into your own mouth, sniggering at how you fooled everyone into thinking you ever had a quality product to sell.

:lol: :lol:








I didn't like it either...

Re: Recent films. A very brief opinion.

Posted: 06 Dec 2010, 08:24
by Mr John
I wrote that while I was drunk, yet I stand by it.

I would however, like to remove the repetition of the word "mouth", maybe use "eyes" second time around?

Re: Recent films. A very brief opinion.

Posted: 15 Dec 2010, 10:34
by General Tso s Chicken
4 lions , wanted to like it , too much stupidity . couldnt wait for it to end . didnt care . it did have its moments .

skyline , good sfx , too much blue light , terrible everything else . woo woo dawg , woo woo .

american , bill hicks story , fantastic , i had seen a lot of the footage , but the story was new to me , and its B.H. look for that if you never saw it .

Re: Recent films. A very brief opinion.

Posted: 16 Dec 2010, 15:40
by General Tso s Chicken
clash of the titans . had this for at least a month , put off watching it . didnt really want to .

it was much better than i expected . great fx .

the scene with the owl was the best .

Re: Recent films. A very brief opinion.

Posted: 16 Dec 2010, 22:28
by ReverseEngineer
I dug The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.

Re: Recent films. A very brief opinion.

Posted: 17 Dec 2010, 04:01
by General Tso s Chicken
exam , not too bad , but made me want to watch "cube" again .

Re: Recent films. A very brief opinion.

Posted: 17 Dec 2010, 18:16
by Dress Barn
Been watching "The State" all over again- it's so-so. Cool seeing all the Reno911 crew super young and I always loved the intro song.

Watching some of "The Whitest Kids You Know"- there's some great bits and at worst it's so-so

Also watching the series "The Vice Guide To Travel"- so far I dig what I'm seeing. Liked when they explored Chernobil. (sp)

Re: Recent films. A very brief opinion.

Posted: 19 Dec 2010, 16:49
by General Tso s Chicken
dispicable me was much much more enjoyable than i had figured , another "good" animated "kids" movie . the sfx were outstanding , animation seems to be getting even better too . i had a tough time at first , but . . .

ever watch "dark side of the rainbow ? i am going to check this out again , it is really cool .

http://members.cox.net/stegokitty/dsotr ... e_sync.htm

i will admit it sounds a bit geeky , but its really cool !

Re: Recent films. A very brief opinion.

Posted: 20 Dec 2010, 07:48
by Mr John
Tron is exactly what you'll expect it to be.
Good looking dumb fun.

Re: Recent films. A very brief opinion.

Posted: 20 Dec 2010, 13:12
by The Rambam
Yeah, I had a blast watching it. Also watched The Fighter this weekend, everyone was amazing in it, but particular kudos go to Christian Bale and Melissa Leo, they really sell the poor white trash thing.

Re: Recent films. A very brief opinion.

Posted: 26 Dec 2010, 09:23
by Dress Barn
Just watched "devil"
It's a good idea that was done with a really corny lines and very bad acting
Best Night film since Sixth Sense but that was the only film by him that I liked

Re: Recent films. A very brief opinion.

Posted: 26 Dec 2010, 12:51
by ReverseEngineer
True Grit is a mighty fine Western.