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I can not figure out for the life of me, why Milla is considered an action hero.

Fifth Element was cool for it's time but what the fuck?
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don't talk shit about the fifth element man...
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hard candy..excellent..

and 30 days of night is directed by the same guy!!

this weekend..we are going to the beer serving movie theater!!

(will let you know the review)
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Hard Candy could be put in my top three worst films thread

every sentence was painfull
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Pitch Black - I love the SHIT outta this movie...
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poop camp";p="917243 wrote:Hard Candy could be put in my top three worst films thread

every sentence was painfull

i thought despite the triteness of the dialogue/internet angle the overall
point was driven home..

(the internet!!!!????!!!) :eek: i still liked it overall...


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Cutting a mans balls out didn't make the dialog any less or more painfull
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poop camp";p="917288 wrote:Cutting a mans balls out didn't make the dialog any less or more painfull
touche' my good man!! :wink:
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Sorry elaine, but you are wrong. Hard Candy was bad.
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I've heard it's bad. I've heard it enough times not to watch it.
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Murderball - Documentary about the rivalry between the US and Canadian paralympic rugby teams. Short and sweet.
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poop camp";p="917087 wrote:I can not figure out for the life of me, why Milla is considered an action hero.

Fifth Element was cool for it's time but what the fuck?
Her biggest success films are action films where she plays the hero.
...this time like triple sarcasm
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I like her in shampoo ads.
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...this time like triple sarcasm
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That's pretty horrific.
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Thunder Bear";p="917371 wrote:
poop camp";p="917087 wrote:I can not figure out for the life of me, why Milla is considered an action hero.

Fifth Element was cool for it's time but what the fuck?
Her biggest success films are action films where she plays the hero.
Was that Joan of Arc movie successful? I vaguely remember watching it, but that's about all I can recall of it.
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Thunder Bear";p="917347 wrote:Sorry elaine, but you are wrong. Hard Candy was bad.
well it is not a flick i would watch over and over again..once was enough

rotten tomatoes had more tomatoes than splats and it got 2 thumbs up from ebert and roper..so it's one of those movies where you either appreciate or don't.

let me throw out another one we rented recently..cheezy, funny and entertaining in the old russ meyer way..

pervert "starring" mary carey..rented it on a whim..definately not high drama!
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elaine";p="917460 wrote:it got 2 thumbs up from ebert and roper..
was that when Ebert wasn't on that show? "Ebert & Roeper" lost all credibility when the better half went into the hospital and random guests were reviewing films...
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A bit off topic, but Milla's album "The Divine Comedy" is pretty decent. She has a sweet voice, and actually writes decent lyrics.
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:nod:
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The last two movies I watched were pure shit.
Blood Diamond and Basic Instinct 2.
One was so bad it only was saved by my drunken ramblings with a friend.
The other you couldn't even masturbate to. It was that bad.
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Dude.
I haven't seen anything but the trailers on those
but I could have told you the same things.
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I wasn't expecting anything.
HD makes you DVR everything when you're drinking.
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I loved Blood Diamond...
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R.U.F., motherfucker!
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