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Rado";p="787667 wrote:So Heath Ledger has been confirmed as The Joker?
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I'm fairly confident in Ledger's skillz. You know, as long as he has an enormous bow tie and green hair.
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Can't go wrong.
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It drags on a little at the end but it's an interesting idea and a pretty good mov.. film. I think it's what turned my sister into a vegan. :o
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I remember feeling that Empire of the Sun was a good film made bad by the worst possible casting ever. Perhaps it was genius...it was wasted on me. Bale fucking killed the film. I wanted the Japs to skin him.
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He was born in Wales. But his parents are English.
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evilmugman";p="787957 wrote:I remember feeling that Empire of the Sun was a good film made bad by the worst possible casting ever. Perhaps it was genius...it was wasted on me. Bale fucking killed the film. I wanted the Japs to skin him.
Behold my onion:

Malkovich was perfect as Basey.

Bale was obnoxious, which is kinda what he was supposed to be.
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I haven't read the book, but he nailed the role as far as I could tell.
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I didn't like his Batman-voice
but I loved loved loved his Bruce Wayne.
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evilmugman";p="787957 wrote:I remember feeling that Empire of the Sun was a good film made bad by the worst possible casting ever. Perhaps it was genius...it was wasted on me. Bale fucking killed the film. I wanted the Japs to skin him.
Behold my onion:

Malkovich was perfect as Basey.

Bale was obnoxious, which is kinda what he was supposed to be.
I liked how obnoxioius he was, but fuck, the boy needed his treble attuned. Heel the the trachea would have been fine. I just cannot tolerate high frequencies. One of the most frequent things you'll hear me say is "Can you repeat in a lower tone please, I cannot hear you if you're bat singing FFS".
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"And woe be tied he who attempts to cross him with anything less than a gruff timbre"
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Bart Simpson is tolerable. Bale. Fucking cunt. Grating high pitched just pisses me off. Gruff ould not be the antithesis to a high pitched screachy voice. That goes to deep and velvety.

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I'm with Mobius on Batman Begins. It was a Cut 'n' Shive.
1st half = pretentious macho chest-beating shite
2nd half = rollicking good fun with a dark side.

Loved both American Psycho and Machinist.

Christian Bale is intense, interesting, always worth watching
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His Bruce Wayne was his Patrick Bateman

Pretty amazing the first time
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that just sounded like a Charlie Sheen impersonation, though.
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So you're saying if anyone were to replace Charlie in Two & a Half Men...
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:lol:

maybe the cartoon version of two and a half men.
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Help me out here, what just happened?

Who did a Charlie Scheen?
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I thought it was you, Jezza.

Having said that, you'd be too tall for the role.
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I was saying that, in my opinion, I thought that Christian Bale's Patrick Bateman voice was an impersonation of Charlie Sheen.
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You can see why I thought you were starting a fight with me
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I'm so confused...
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Christian Bale had a part in this Norwegian movie called Mio Min Mio... Christopher Lee is in it too...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093543/

We Norwegians love it when big stars are assosiated with our little country :smile:


Like this one movie called Haakon Haakonsen... A great pirate flick with Gabriel Byrne as the evil captain... You should all check it out, if you like Pirates of the Caribbean...
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Christian Bale had a part in this Norwegian movie called Mio Min Mio... Christopher Lee is in it too...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093543/

We Norwegians love it when big stars are assosiated with our little country :smile:


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