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Layer Cake.
Lacking the MTV-cheese of Lock Stock and Snatch with a bigger set of balls and much more of a true British feel "I farkin' larved it".
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Hey you guys forgot:
1. Brits spell words properly in their script.
2. All characters in US films, no matter who they are or what role they are playing MUST conform to these standards:
-romantic male lead 3x older than female
3-female must be of supermodel good looks quality
4-everyone NICE survicews in a happy saccharine bullshit drawn out fucking apple pie feelgood bollock terrible sentimental fucking ending
In Britain, we'd rather cast the right person to do the fucking job.
5. UK films don't use piss-poor SNL "comedians" if they're supposed to be funny.
6. Brit scripts don't re-use the same characters/jokes as 1000 other Adam "one trick pony" Sandler/Ben "only does neurotic" Stiller films.
7. US trailers must give the film plot away in its entirety. You might think this would matter, however Americans are generally too stupid to remember what they've just been spoon fed, have no alternative cultural distractions and will watch a film about a guy that slowly unwraps a box filled with squirrel shit, as long as Owen Wilson or Bill Murray are doing it.
And:
8. UK films like to be realistic, ironic and witty so yanks don't get them and we can carry on being superior.
9. While we're at it, you're making a film, not a fucking "movie". Movie? Moving Picture? Is it 1912?
10. If you're making a film in this country, you can pretty much make anything you want as long as you get funding. Your script, director and actors will work faithfully to produce what the writer wants. In Hollywood, you have to suck a producer's cock to make a straight to video (see what I did there?) piece of crap, re-written by satan's rectum, that only stoners wil rent.
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1. Brits spell words properly in their script.
2. All characters in US films, no matter who they are or what role they are playing MUST conform to these standards:
-romantic male lead 3x older than female
3-female must be of supermodel good looks quality
4-everyone NICE survicews in a happy saccharine bullshit drawn out fucking apple pie feelgood bollock terrible sentimental fucking ending
In Britain, we'd rather cast the right person to do the fucking job.
5. UK films don't use piss-poor SNL "comedians" if they're supposed to be funny.
6. Brit scripts don't re-use the same characters/jokes as 1000 other Adam "one trick pony" Sandler/Ben "only does neurotic" Stiller films.
7. US trailers must give the film plot away in its entirety. You might think this would matter, however Americans are generally too stupid to remember what they've just been spoon fed, have no alternative cultural distractions and will watch a film about a guy that slowly unwraps a box filled with squirrel shit, as long as Owen Wilson or Bill Murray are doing it.
And:
8. UK films like to be realistic, ironic and witty so yanks don't get them and we can carry on being superior.
9. While we're at it, you're making a film, not a fucking "movie". Movie? Moving Picture? Is it 1912?
10. If you're making a film in this country, you can pretty much make anything you want as long as you get funding. Your script, director and actors will work faithfully to produce what the writer wants. In Hollywood, you have to suck a producer's cock to make a straight to video (see what I did there?) piece of crap, re-written by satan's rectum, that only stoners wil rent.
I thang you.
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I'm a bit of a fan of the Colmster myself, but not always. Never been a big fan of Deep Space Nine.
I'm referring specifically to the bit where Craig goes to visit Colm. There something going on there, just at that moment. Plus there's all the posters around the place.
I'm referring specifically to the bit where Craig goes to visit Colm. There something going on there, just at that moment. Plus there's all the posters around the place.
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