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Posted: 14 Dec 2006, 15:29
by ChickenMug
it's just our little secret, okay?

Posted: 14 Dec 2006, 16:28
by Eviltoastman
Okay :oops:

Posted: 14 Dec 2006, 17:46
by ChickenMug
go on and wipe off that keyboard
don't want to AROUSE suspicion

Posted: 14 Dec 2006, 18:12
by Eviltoastman
WHy do you have to fucking do that? I broke my zip again.

Posted: 14 Dec 2006, 21:49
by ChickenMug
put some cooking spray on it
easy does it

Posted: 15 Dec 2006, 02:31
by Eviltoastman
You know how to please me. Cooking spray...the cat...what next?

Posted: 15 Dec 2006, 10:31
by ChickenMug

Posted: 15 Dec 2006, 11:43
by Eviltoastman

Posted: 15 Dec 2006, 20:29
by Hank
Let me know when you're done Toast, I'm calling sloppy seconds.

Posted: 16 Dec 2006, 16:41
by ChickenMug
anyone else care to join the gangbang?

Posted: 21 Dec 2006, 12:10
by ChickenMug
go on and be jealous bitches!
Sent by: "Oneill, Bill" <>
To: "'Heather S Chance'" <>
Subject: RE: holiday treats

Glad to see you back in action. Good luck with the diamond thing!

-----Original Message-----
From: Heather S Chance []
Sent: Friday, December 15, 2006 11:31 AM
To: Oneill, Bill
Subject: holiday treats

wow! i bet you thought i had forgotten about you!
Rest assured that I have not. Just been rather busy around here, dealing
with the "crazies."
So, holiday treats eh?
Got some good ones here!
Hope you have a very wonderful Christmas and especially magical New Years.

1. Eggnog
2. Diamonds
3. Getting to start fresh on January 1st. (That is not really true of
course, since no one forgets how big of a butt you were the previous year.)
4. Smashing the gingerbread house your mom spent 5 labor-intensive hours
5. Did I mention diamonds? (HINT HINT Dave!)

i think he just proposed

Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 11:30
by ChickenMug
further proof of bone ill's infatuation:

Heather --

Each week I get 15-40 responses, some from local folks and some from
far-away Web readers (how did you find the contest in the first place?).

I only have room in the print version for 1-3 responses. Other than the
winner, I mostly run local responses. All of the responses go online (at
least those rated G or PG).

But this week yours is one of the ones to make it in print. Too funny.

Hope you get everything you want for Christmas (come on, Dave!).


-- Bill O


Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 16:23
by Ruby Juice
I hate you.

Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 16:56
by ChickenMug
Shaina";p="837511 wrote:I envy you.


Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 17:41
by Eviltoastman
Dear Bill O'Neil,

Under State law 335 (governing lotteries, raffles etc) it is an offence to rig a competition under section 5. I am warning you that the preference displayed towards competitor 'Heather Foil' constitutes such a breach of this law and if such a breach occurs again, I shall seek judiciary intervention from the state gambling authorities.


Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 18:12
by ChickenMug
bone ill does not back down!

Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 18:56
by Eviltoastman

Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 19:45
by ChickenMug
don't worry honey
you're still my number one!

Posted: 25 Dec 2006, 01:33
by Ruby Juice
You say that to all the ladies.

Posted: 08 Jan 2007, 20:37
by ChickenMug
yet again, proof that bone ill
wants to bone ill me
Sent by: "Oneill, Bill" <>
To: "'Heather S Chance'" <>
Subject: RE: best movies of 06

> I need to think about my list for this week. Rolling Stones songs? C'mon
now, you know I'm too young for all that!

OK. Next time we'll do five best Ashlee Simpson songs. (oh, snap!)

see that? he's trying to establish a more
cordial relationship with moi.
it's no longer strictly business

Posted: 09 Jan 2007, 02:57
by Eviltoastman
Why I oughta! :curse:

Posted: 09 Jan 2007, 11:16
by ChickenMug
ChickenMug";p="837550 wrote:don't worry honey
you're still my number one!