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fatDmass
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by fatDmass 18 Aug 2006, 12:40
to Bill O'Neil
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by fatDmass 18 Aug 2006, 12:40
O'neil once showed me a video of him making love to my woman, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw
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by fatDmass 18 Aug 2006, 12:41
He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him
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by fatDmass 18 Aug 2006, 12:42
He sweats Gatorade
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by fatDmass 18 Aug 2006, 12:42
He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health
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by fatDmass 18 Aug 2006, 12:43
I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury
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by fatDmass 18 Aug 2006, 12:43
He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran O'neil
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by fatDmass 18 Aug 2006, 12:45
Did I ever tell you about the time O'neil took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Bill takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. O'neil yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'
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by fatDmass 18 Aug 2006, 12:46
He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road
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by fatDmass 18 Aug 2006, 12:46
He once inhaled a seagull
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by fatDmass 18 Aug 2006, 12:47
He once ate the Bible while water skiing
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by fatDmass 18 Aug 2006, 12:47
You know, the crazy bastard would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!
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by fatDmass 18 Aug 2006, 12:48
He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi
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by fatDmass 18 Aug 2006, 12:49
We once had a bachelor party for Bill. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it
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by fatDmass 18 Aug 2006, 12:49
He went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million
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by fatDmass 18 Aug 2006, 12:50
O'neil once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms
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fatDmass
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by fatDmass 18 Aug 2006, 12:51
If you drop a phonograph needle on Bill's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds
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ChickenMug
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by ChickenMug 18 Aug 2006, 12:53
that's it, i'm going to switch to water now
fatDmass
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by fatDmass 18 Aug 2006, 12:59
Bill invented water in 1873
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Dress Barn
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by Dress Barn 18 Aug 2006, 13:24
Best mug thread evah!!!
