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Do you ever forget that you're superior?

Posted: 12 Aug 2006, 18:29
by Dress Barn
You know, maybe you're driving around and you see a helicopter explode or when your boss wants to pay you $40 to suck your dick...

Suddenly, for a quick second you might see everybody around you as equal and the same...

Does anybody have some advice on how to always remember that we are the dominate life on this earth no matter what

Posted: 13 Aug 2006, 13:04
by ChickenMug
Image

Posted: 13 Aug 2006, 13:09
by Eviltoastman
Today I hatched a plan of great goodness.

As some may know...I dislike Peeping Tom. So I have done something for myself and for Ipecac. I have sent out a fake version of the album "Peeping Tom", replacing most of the tracks with great oldies from the past. This way Ipecac don't get stoeled from and fewer people will talk to me about it. I would never have come up with such an idea if it weren't for the mug.

Posted: 13 Aug 2006, 14:10
by Hank
Diabolical!

Posted: 14 Aug 2006, 08:18
by Dress Barn
Hilarious

Posted: 14 Aug 2006, 08:43
by Ruby Juice
Who are you send these to?

Posted: 14 Aug 2006, 08:45
by Eviltoastman
Tracklist:

Five Seconds
Mojo
Epic live from Norwich, England 1989
I'm a Wigga - Weird Al Yankovich
Wigga In Da Neighbourhood
Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
Where Are You Baby (remix) - Betty Boo
Another Body Murdered - Faith No More/Boo Ya T.R.I.B.E.
Things That Make You Go Hmmmm - C + C Music Factory
Black Or White (C+C Remix) - Michael Jackson
Helpless - Faith No More

Posted: 14 Aug 2006, 08:50
by Ruby Juice
Black Or White (C+C Remix) - Michael Jackson


Oh man.

Posted: 14 Aug 2006, 10:00
by Dress Barn
Other great white raps

"The Rapping Duke"
"Americas Most Hated" by K-Fed
"If I only had a brain" by MC 900 Foot Jesus

And Madonnas brother tried to be a white rapper back in the middle 80s. I caught a video of it and pissed the floor

Posted: 14 Aug 2006, 10:07
by ChickenMug
you're forgetting rappin rodney

Posted: 14 Aug 2006, 10:35
by Dress Barn
Would Steve Martins King Tut fit?

Posted: 14 Aug 2006, 10:36
by Dress Barn
The Crypt Jam by the Crypt Keeper

Posted: 14 Aug 2006, 11:40
by Eviltoastman
Keep the examples coming. I can release version 1.1

Posted: 14 Aug 2006, 11:41
by Eviltoastman
Keep the examples coming. I can release version 1.1

Posted: 14 Aug 2006, 11:52
by Dress Barn
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl
Then I would call her

Not white but no-soul rap

Posted: 14 Aug 2006, 11:54
by Dress Barn
I believe the first single off Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch was called

"Wildside"

Pretty funny stuff


Also check out 2 Live Jews

Posted: 14 Aug 2006, 12:01
by Dress Barn
Mr. Wendel by Arrested Development
Radio Song by REM

And I forgot which Laytoia Jackson I was rocking in my car two years ago but it had some of the best so bad it's great rapping evah...

Chicken Hunting by ICP

Posted: 14 Aug 2006, 12:02
by Dress Barn
American Life by Madonna

Posted: 14 Aug 2006, 12:04
by Dress Barn
Rico Swavy (sp)

Posted: 14 Aug 2006, 12:05
by Dress Barn
Rico Swavy (sp)

Rythem Is A Dancer by Snap
What Is Love by Haddaway (sp)

Posted: 14 Aug 2006, 12:06
by Dress Barn
Amish Paradise by Weird Al

Disco Duck

Posted: 14 Aug 2006, 12:10
by Dress Barn
Soulseek the Yeasty Girls

That one rappy single that was out from Barenaked Ladies

Don't forget Kris Kross, Little Bow Wow and Romeo

Posted: 14 Aug 2006, 12:19
by ChickenMug
it's just bow wow
now dude
he's older

Re: Do you ever forget that you're superior?

Posted: 14 Aug 2006, 13:01
by fatDmass
stripperm(U)(u)g";p="782904 wrote:
Does anybody have some advice on how to always remember that we are the dominate life on this earth no matter what
I've personally been lining my house with mirrors so that I never lose sight of myself and my mug's greatness. so far it has been a sound solution, though still doesn't stop the uncontrolable laughter from seeing all those mulfs in public

Posted: 14 Aug 2006, 13:18
by Dress Barn
That's what my appartment needs

More me