Mug Commandments

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Mug Commandments

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Yes to mugholders each picking one?

If so,

Take your sweet time, and make sure to run it past your mug first.
This needs much consideration.

How many mugholders do we have?
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2. All mugholders will treat eachother with a mutual respect and admiration.

oh snap!
3. If at any time, a mugholder is deemed to be mistreating his/her mug, he/she can be stripped
of said mug and all priviledges associated with mug ownership.
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Mugholders must be wary of those who may secretly covet the mug. Goading and rubbing in the fact that we are an elite breed is mandatory, to draw out the poison, to provoke the saboteur, the would be assassin, the defector and the quisling into the light where he (or she) shall be stunned like a rabbit in the headlights that is our collective gaze and thus be smited like a copperhead ought to be, with spite and expedited execution through further humiliation.
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I think Evilmugman gets the 1st commandment there.
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I need to think of a wordy and proffesional way to say that :

The mug has chosen you as it's owner, and it is NEVER okay to give permission for another person for another unworthy person to use or borrow said mug, any use without permission will lead to punishment.
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Post by Eviltoastman »

The commandments need to start with the mug, so mine cannot be first. Also had to put an r in through. :(
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Good call, I must have lost my head
The first one must be agreed upon by all Mugholders, speaking on the behaf of their mugs,
and tell the world what the mug and mugholdership really means.
I would have said ownership, but we do not own these mugs.
They own us.
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Post by Dress Barn »

Oooooooooooooo here's a good one and it really goes to new people coming in because everybody here has their act together.

No embarasing us out there. if your mug posts start doing a billion times unfunny pi shit we all make a decission to see if you get booted. I think that's the only way you could get expelled.

Do I make sense with this one?
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Thou shalt not allow mold to groweth in thy mug.
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