Keep an eye...

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 10 Aug 2006, 09:37

...on those who covet the mug. Their lust for it exceeds the normal crave for power. These demons often appear friendly and agreeable, but secretely covet your mug and will stop at nothing to possess it.

Does anyone know how we can prevent the radicalisation of Bunglefever members who crave the power of the mug?

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 10 Aug 2006, 09:41

My roommate has asked to borrow my mug,
I wasn't sure of the nicest way to tell her if she so much as touches the mug,
she will not be alive the next morn.

I just think we need to remember NEVER trust a person with no mug.

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 10 Aug 2006, 09:44

Letting a Mulf borrow your mug is like throwing Henry Lucas in the Playboy Mansion...

Nothing but disaster

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 10 Aug 2006, 09:45

concur
i'm wary of the mufls

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 10 Aug 2006, 09:48

I woke up one morning to find my mug missing. My girldfriend had a conference 200 miles away and stoeled it!

Three days. Three dark days I sat and wept. I paced. I worried. I plotted. On the fourth day the plan was executed and now ole' blackeyes will never touch the mug again. Safe. I cuddled and cwtched my mug upon its safe return.

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 10 Aug 2006, 09:51

We don't choose our mugs,
our mugs choose who they want to go home to.
and when they have Bill O'Neill sends them to their rightful holders, it is our highest priority to assure they will be safe.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 10 Aug 2006, 09:54

i've had my mug less than 24 hours
but already i can feel those eyes upon me
the eyes of the jealous
boring into my back with their longing and wishing

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 10 Aug 2006, 10:14

Mug envy is such a problem that by just being a mugholder you are entitled to a CCW license

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 10 Aug 2006, 10:33

What's a CCW?

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 10 Aug 2006, 10:38

carrying concealed weapons (CCW),

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 10 Aug 2006, 10:43

Completely illegal in the UK.

...but I AM A MUGHOLDER!

I shall write at my MP.

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 10 Aug 2006, 10:58

I think having a CCW got me out of jury duty once.