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My gift to the pot smokers
Posted: 15 Jun 2007, 21:09
by Dress Barn
trip out on my old school dollar store marker psychedelia
Posted: 29 Jun 2007, 16:36
by Dress Barn
just found this one in a old e-mail
Posted: 29 Jun 2007, 16:41
by Rick Cave
How about something for whisky drinkers?
Posted: 29 Jun 2007, 16:53
by Dress Barn
Give me a second Rick
Hand turkeys are more complicated then you think
Posted: 29 Jun 2007, 16:59
by Rick Cave
*waits*
Posted: 29 Jun 2007, 22:09
by Rick Cave
Alright, Jeremy. I'm on my 5th whisky.
Start with the hand turkeys or I'm burning the whole place down.
Posted: 30 Jun 2007, 08:01
by Dress Barn
Look out Rick!!!
This one's coming straight twords you!!!!
Posted: 30 Jun 2007, 09:46
by Ruby Juice
I'm thinking that's a dick turkey, not a hand turkey.
Posted: 30 Jun 2007, 21:46
by Dress Barn
What kinda dicks you been fucking Shaina?
Posted: 30 Jun 2007, 22:10
by Ruby Juice
You're supposed to look first?
Posted: 30 Jun 2007, 22:14
by ChickenMug
to check for warts or rashes
Posted: 30 Jun 2007, 22:54
by Ruby Juice
Meh
I do a size & foreskin check-over
and then do my business
I only do that so I can text all my friends about it.
Posted: 30 Jun 2007, 22:59
by ChickenMug
it's also important to check for girth
just so you know what yer working with
Posted: 30 Jun 2007, 23:02
by Ruby Juice
Work?
I do no work.
I sleep and make phone calls and ask about tomorrow's weather
or look for the location of the remote.
Posted: 30 Jun 2007, 23:08
by ChickenMug
i prefer to paint mah nails, fry bacon, do geometry
and throw in the occasional "are you done yet?"
Posted: 30 Jun 2007, 23:10
by Ruby Juice
I find
"Yeah, I just had my second orgasm"
Makes it go by quicker then
"are you done yet"
Posted: 30 Jun 2007, 23:14
by ChickenMug
audible yawning does too
or screaming out something about wanting to be fucked like a camel
that's actually a true story!