Tortoise tour

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THU, FEB 11
LOUISVILLE, KY / HEADLINERS MUSIC HALL

FRI, FEB 12
NASHVILLE, TN / EXIT IN

SAT, FEB 13
BIRMINGHAM, AL / BOTTLETREE

SUN, FEB 14
ATLANTA, GA / THE EARL

MON, FEB 15
CARRBORO, NC / CAT'S CRADLE

TUE, FEB 16
WASHINGTON, DC / BLACK CAT

WED, FEB 17
MILLVALE, PA / MR SMALLS THEATRE

THU, FEB 18
TORONTO, ON / LEE'S PALACE

FRI, FEB 19
ANN ARBOR, MI / THE BLIND PIG

SAT, FEB 20
CHICAGO, IL / THE LINCOLN

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GET YOUR ASS OUT TO ONE OR MORE OF THESE SHOWS !! YES THIS MEANS U

I'M GOING TO THIS ONE :: MON, FEB 15 CARRBORO, NC / CAT'S CRADLE
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nah man. go to the black cat the next night
ill meet you there

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hmmm

perhaps. my ends r looking good so far this year. i aint bought weed even once yet and been playin 2 paid gigs a week lately. i may be able to make them shits blingus son. u know anyone i can crash wit after the show bro?
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i'll get on it if you really come up

or we could get a hotel room
fill the tub with cheap beer and liquor

open door party

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you cant promote tortoise.thats like teaching someone how to eat lettuce.duh.DUIHHHHHHHH.fag thread.tortoise is for queers. like lettuce.everyone knows that.

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i rilly dont appreciate the advice
dont u have a window to break somewhere kid
roll somebody's house and put toothpaste on their car
damn i thought u had to have public hair to post here oh well

man lingus that's too much myunny right now man. id have to kennel the mut and i'd insist on at least a day or two @ the schmitsonian. shit son u know i'll get u a copy of the cradle show if u needs it
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i know that's right
i just wanted to see the darkus in person

of course there is room to crash
mi casa su casa

if you made the trip n all

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i love how the two races are coming together in such harmony
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he won't make the trip

cuz i'm white

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word up the show was pure bliss. if you (yes you) are able to make any of the remaining
shows u need to get your ass out there and experience one of the best bands out there
today. i nutted on myself like twice during the first cupla songs. word up tortoise owns
your ass in case u didn't hear or have forgotten. that's my word!
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was an awesome show
don't waste ur breath on these bums, fingerless
they don't deserve tortoise

Crest for one of the encores was my highlight, fo sho

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damn rite. Tortoise, SC3, estradasphere....the three best bands out there today

such a treat to see them boys play. fuck i dream about see them guys perform. these so-called music lovers and dickblowers here need to change out they stale cereals and they outdated creamers for a new box of special K and a cold beer. u smellin what i'm cookin mane?

they is doin a european tour rill soon so them funny talkin moefukaz who love 'mercian shit get a chance to get they skulls blown.
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Hey, Darkus, I'm finally checking these guys out on Saturday.
What kind of beer goes with indiejazz?

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fuck dude i'm jealous
hmmm beer wif indiejazz:
Stella Artois
naw too high dollar...go with PBR and some pretzels
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I went High Life
great show. I want to steal any of their drummers' powers.

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good times. great oldies.
john mcentire and john herndon are the shizxnitztxt on drums.
back when i started playing kit, i used to always try to play along wif their songs
and emulate that moefukin style. fuk i wish isotope 217 would reunite!! :?
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I never understood seeing instrumental bands live, zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

I was ready to take a nap halfway through ISIS and them niggas even throw in growls and shit.
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it's pretty obvious u need to fuck off then.


go see tortoise, SC3, estradustphere, orange tulip conspiracy...shit i could give you more recommendations but you wouldn't put em to use.
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I can listen to all of those as background music, not stand upright and watch them perform for an hour+, though
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I have my doubts that you stand upright no matter what you are listening to.

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here is a very complete list of jazz recommendations:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J895gUC_IUo

thanks Lawd Quaz & Madlib & Otis Jackson, Jr. Y'all niggaz is the holy trinity.
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It's Lord Quas droppin' shit like some horses
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Hey limey I just made a reference to an artist you mentioned, give me props.
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Thu 09/13/12 Baltimore, MD Rams Head
Sat 09/15/12 New York, NY Webster Hall

still the greatest band i've ever seen live (apologies to bungle & tool & fishbone)
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Saw them for the second time a couple of months back. Was awesome as one would expect, but Grails opened and they were even more jaw droppingly good.
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