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In case you didn't notice, sherlock, this board is full of people that are not tommy.

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18 Jul 2011, 14:45
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did you say Not Tommy?

oh...he's a cunt.

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19 Jul 2011, 12:33
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No, his first name ain't baby,

It's Cunt...Not Tommy if you're nasty

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20 Jul 2011, 12:54
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even saw the lights of the good year blimp
and it said not tommy's a cunt.

have i used that one before?
if so i blame that cunt, not tommy.

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22 Jul 2011, 16:09
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don't know...but I sure wouldn't be surprised if I was repeating shit by now. it's like deja cunt.

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26 Jul 2011, 12:39
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not tommy needs glasses too , i saw him in best buy with a tod rundgren album from 1971 .

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28 Jul 2011, 18:52
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eeny meeny miny Not Tommy is a cunt.

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who put the cunt in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp?
who put the ram in the not tommy is a cunt?

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11 Aug 2011, 17:54
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N_T
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C_ _T!


pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle!!!


13 Aug 2011, 15:52
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ten years ago, america was a different country.
9/11 changed everything.

the one thread that has never changed, the thing americans and the world could rely on to be our anchor, our rock, is the fact that not tommy is a cunt.

*salutes flag*

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Before Liz Lemon, before "Weekend Update," before "Sarah Palin," Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream: a recurring stress dream that she was being chased through a local airport by her middle-school gym teacher. She also had a dream that one day she would be a comedian on TV.

She has seen both these dreams come true.

At last, Tina Fey's story can be told. From her youthful days as a vicious nerd to her tour of duty on Saturday Night Live; from her passionately halfhearted pursuit of physical beauty to her life as a mother eating things off the floor; from her one-sided college romance to her nearly fatal honeymoon -- from the beginning of this paragraph to this final sentence.

Tina Fey reveals all, and proves what we've all known all along and all to well: not tommy is a cunt.


14 Sep 2011, 08:53
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Auschwitz, the meaning of pain
The way that I want you to die
Slow death, immense decay
Showers that cleanse you of your life
Forced in
Like cattle
You run
Stripped of
Your life's worth
Human mice, for not tommy's a cunt
Four hundred thousand more to die
not tommy's a cunt!
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Sadistic, surgeon of demise
Sadist of the noblest blood

Destroying, without mercy
To benefit the Aryan race

Surgery, with no anesthesia
Feel the knife pierce you intensely
Inferior, no use to mankind
Strapped down screaming out to die
not tommy's a cunt!
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher,
not tommy's a cunt

Pumped with fluid, inside your brain
Pressure in your skull begins pushing through your eyes
Burning flesh, drips away
Test of heat burns your skin, your mind starts to boil
Frigid cold, cracks your limbs
How long can you last
In this frozen water burial?
Sewn together, joining heads
Just a matter of time
'Til you rip yourselves apart
Millions laid out in their
Crowded tombs
Sickening ways to achieve
The holocaust
Seas of blood, bury life
Smell your death as it burns
Deep inside of you
Abacinate, eyes that bleed
Praying for the end of
Your wide awake nightmare
Wings of pain, reach out for you
His face of death staring down,
Your blood running cold
Injecting cells, dying eyes
Feeding on the screams of
The mutants he's creating
Pathetic harmless victims
Left to die
cunty not tommy the cunt
Flying free


not tommy's a cunt!
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher,
not tommy's a cunt

not tommy's a cunt


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what a stunt, little runt. called out on the bunt, fucking cunt....that Not Tommy.

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17 Sep 2011, 15:57
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Froggy wenta courtin'
he did ride
C-C-C-C Not Tommy is a cunt

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:D

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24 Sep 2011, 12:46
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Not Tommy!
Not Tommy, Tommy bo Bommy
Bonana fanna fo Fommy
Fee fy mo Mommy...cunt!

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19 Oct 2011, 14:27
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there was a farmer who had a cunt
not tommy was his name-o
c-u-n-t-cunt
c-u-n-t-cunt
c-u-n-t-cunt
not tommy was his name-o

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jeremiah was a bull frog
was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said, but at least he's not a cunt.

8)


24 Oct 2011, 11:37
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Good golly Not Tommy, sure are a cunt,
When you're cuntin' and a bitchin', can't hear your mama call

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I cunt believe this thread is still going

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31 Oct 2011, 03:39
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I used to think that I could not go on
And life was nothing but an awful song
But now I know the meaning of true love
I'm leaning on the everlasting arms

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
and not tommy's a cunt


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goddammit, Not Tommy is such a fucking cunt. I can't express the amount of cuntness that fucking cunt possesses.

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stupid, goddamn, ass-licking cunt.

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what did you get not tommy for christmas?
nothing because he's a cunt.

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ba-ba-ba ba-barbra cunt
ba-ba-ba ba-barbra cunt
oh barbra cu-u-unt, take my cu-u-unt
oh barbra cu-u-unt
you got me rockin and a rollin
rockin and a reelin
barbra cunt

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