Yes, sir. And to show you how stupid\optimistic I am I picked Van Persie as a forward.
It's his year!

He was the premierships best player last year and he only played two games and in one of those he broke his spine. That's why I picked him...as captain.

That's a ballsy move.
I picked Nani as my captain. I don't like him but I feel he's going to shine this year.

Nani did not shine.

I did say halfway through last season that RVP was the best striker in the premier league. Mr. John scoffed and said only if you ignore a long list of nobodys. I stuck with RVP and triumph!

http://screencast.com/t/s3h8Z1DjbeTY

After a few drinks I've decided to create another one.
Want this one dead as well?

League Name
Bungle Fever 2012-2013

Code to join
824369-205848

I've got two teams going, in two leagues. One of them is dead, but with wholesale gutting permissible in January.

The other one is Karl's league.

Damn I missed the start! What a handicap. I'll still join. I was absolutely thrilled I won last year, I returned and it was like a post apocalyptic celebration. I just drank a beer while staring at the corpse of my dead dog. Where's the thrill if you can't rub it in because no one "attends"

Eviltoastman laments the death of the internet.

Sorry about your dog, Toasty.

Congratulations, Eli! You won this year.

1 CPR Eli Ferrall 29 1,903
2 From A Great Height Rick Cave 58 1,508
3 Eviltoastman's Team Chris Buckley 39 1,452

What a fall, 1st to 3rd! If I were a manager of Chelski or Manchester Shitty *giggle* I'd be sacked now.

There's always next year.
Maybe we can get Mr Johnny Europa League to join us?

He's too busy gaying up Twitter.
https://twitter.com/MrJohnFishcake
Give him a shout.

I'd rather take it up the pooper than join twitter.

Talk to me here then you ugly chinese witch.

Well you certainly know how to hurt.
I was only going to ask if you wanted to join us in August for another go at a league? Ya Lebanese pocket mender.

Mum, dad, why are you fighting?!

Because our child is so fucking ugly, we can't even get Saville to take him away.

Uncle Saville is dead, you sick cunt.

But his spirit lives on.

*chomps cigar*

I'll give you Karl (10)'s league code when it restarts.
Real man's league, high points. I finished 17th this season. Out of 24 or something!!!

I had a rather manly showing, I thought.

In the wrong thread.