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Posted: 16 Apr 2008, 12:26
by Eviltoastman
That's fucking gold.

Posted: 17 Apr 2008, 05:09
by judasmuppet
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 22 Apr 2008, 21:15
by Rick Cave
Did anyone see the Hleb smacking incident?
Waking up at 7:45 on a Saturday isn't my thing.
He's going to miss the rest of the season over it.
Goddamn Belorussians. They have to learn the accidental smack of the Dutch.
Van Persie has it down to a science.

Posted: 23 Apr 2008, 02:00
by Eviltoastman
Yeah, Hleb just gave him a little love tap. If they're really after violence, they need to prosecute Allardyce and Hughes over the way they set their teams out.

Posted: 24 Apr 2008, 07:44
by Mr John
Worst thing is he smacked a Scot, who went down like a screaming bag of Irn Bru.

Posted: 30 Apr 2008, 21:03
by Rick Cave

It's probably not new to you guys but it was to me.
Good commercials aren't a dime a dozen over here.

Posted: 01 May 2008, 01:47
by Eviltoastman
Not seen that. Was pretty good.

Posted: 01 May 2008, 06:40
by judasmuppet
That was great.

Posted: 07 May 2008, 18:17
by Eviltoastman
Well then. Not going for the whole weekend for the Emirates Cup.Decided just to take my two eldest to watch Arsenal v Juventus for the day. Ticket due back shortly, cost me £55 for the lot. It's only slightly more expensive than going to see the Swans.

Posted: 08 May 2008, 07:20
by judasmuppet
I just bought tickets to the Australia vs China WC qualifier, taking the boy. More than slightly more than what I would like to have paid.

If Mark Milligan plays, then it will nearly be the same as seeing Arsenal play. :mad:

Posted: 19 May 2008, 17:05
by Eviltoastman
The Cesc Fabregas Show was a fucking disaster.

Posted: 19 May 2008, 21:41
by Rick Cave
I watched the first one. That was enough.
He should stick to kissing men seductively on their foreheads in Nike commercials.

I want that other Mexican from Barcelona to join up with Vela. That Dos Santos boy.
Imagine the racism when they both cross the border of the 18 yard line and poach a goal.

Posted: 05 Jun 2008, 09:24
by Eviltoastman
Ljunberg in fabricated story shock with Russian version of the Daily Sport - attack on Wenger a hoax. Ljunberg's the only one not laughing.

This image from last January appears to be the genuine article, some of the crowd eho endured the Fabregas show got one each for free.

Fabregas show. Embarrassing. Half rate sky pundits and the odd footballer and Mr Wenger all take turns to suck Cesc's cock whilst Fabregas appeared as a nervous patsy, just waiting for a sinister trap to be sprung. Absolutely shit. The Ryan Giggs documentary on Sky however was excellent and went to someone at the end of a glorious career worthy of celebration, not a player who is at the dawn of a career in which they have thusfar won fuck all.

Hleb. Pleb. Goes to Milan with his friend who is also an inter Milan agent, gets caught and Inter defend themselves by saying "relax, we just bought him an ice-cream!". Two months on and there are rumblings of discontent with who else but Inter Milan confirming their interest (after unsettling the scrawny prick first) so we line up Nasri and Ben Arfa with us seemingly losing another player through illegal and unenforced tapping up. Hleb packed his bags, Arsenal fans waited with baited breath at our new unveiling...waiting....waiting...rumblings from Inter suggest new manager is imminent. Hleb's move is put on hold. Mourhino is appointed, hates Hleb and calls off the deal. We stall our Nasri offer, Hleb picks Barcelona instead and this means that we cannot sign Nasri until after the Euro's, nasri could potentially be worth a lot more after international exposure and Inter have not suffered the slightest as a result. Fifa won't do fuck all, the same as they won't do fuck all about Real tapping up Ronaldo. If an English club did it to a big Italian or Spanish club though, the sky would fall on them.

Adebayor came out last week stating he loves Arsenal and that he would never dream of leaving. However, there are reports that an Italian side have approached Arsenal and Ade is absolutely determined to fuck off. Good, get rid of him. If the prick hadn't cut his hair, we'd be champions. Fact.

Eduardo's back in July. Already running on the bad foot. Expected to be available for the START OF THE SEASON!! Great news.

Arsenal only needed a Right winger and a defender and we're being linked with attacking central midfielders all over the shop. I'm sure Wenger knows what he's doing but I wish I could decipher it.

Vela got his work permit and the kid looks okay. Not sure how we'll deploy him or how he'll adapt. I know he's been fantastic on the international stage but beyond that he's been distinctly average for his club team.

RVP is fit again. We should have a sweepstake between us. How many minutes against Italy until he's out for the whole of next season? I say 36 minutes.

Lehmann has gone to Stuttgard (sp?) and I feel like the only gooner in the world who is genuinely sad about this.

Been playing football manager a lot. A headline read Benitez sacked the other day and I woke in the morning thinking it was true. I was shocked to find today that he's still in charge. also, My opinion of many football players has been artificially distorted by the alternative reality the game offers. Franci Merida is the best attacking midfielder in the world right now and I'll not have a word said against him. Why has Wenger still got the footballing God playing in the reserves?

Posted: 05 Jun 2008, 09:39
by lol-o-caust
Walcott on the wing next season?
Rosicky and RVP back give you options too. Diaby should be 1st team surely. And maybe the current youngsters WILL break through.
Got anyone out on loan? Will they return? Randall?
Watch the friendlies man, it's only June, relax.

Posted: 05 Jun 2008, 09:46
by lol-o-caust
Tell you what, with Hleb going, you guys should go for Zarate from Birmingham, quick, talented support striker who could play off Adebayor.

Posted: 05 Jun 2008, 12:15
by Eviltoastman
I think with diaby supporting fabregas in midfield, we can afford a 442 with RVP supporting ADE. Eduardo and Walcott are also CF now, with both offering width if we need it. Nasri and Ben Arfa would naturally replace Hleb in AMC if we stick with the 451 - I can see them both joining us tbh, Ben Arfa is far better on AML than Eduardo and I'd prefer Eduardo as lone striker with a decent playmaker behind him than Ade, though Ade is invaluable when playing against the stronger defenders like Richards, Terry and Vidic.

I'm in no rush for any signings.

Posted: 06 Jun 2008, 07:22
by lol-o-caust
omg wtf lol

Posted: 07 Jun 2008, 02:23
by judasmuppet
Eviltoastman";p="961546 wrote:RVP is fit again. We should have a sweepstake between us. How many minutes against Italy until he's out for the whole of next season? I say 36 minutes.

I say 36th minute vs. Romania.

Posted: 07 Jun 2008, 03:42
by Eviltoastman
Oooh. He wasn't fit for the Italy game so I think you're absolutely right. You nicked my time:oops:

I'll see your 36...and raise you 10. 26 mins against Romania.

Posted: 08 Jun 2008, 15:04
by Eviltoastman
Best headline over the weekend was from the Mail on Sunday "Arsene believes in Santa" - a p;eice where they allege Wenger is poised to make an offer for Blackburn's Santa Cruz. Cracking. Coupled with Domernech's mystifying astrology crutch and it ties up pretty nicely.

Posted: 08 Jun 2008, 19:49
by judasmuppet
I read the Santa Cruz rumour, but not the headline. Everyone is rumoured to want him. Man U are going to pay a billion dollars for him, apparently.

Posted: 24 Jun 2008, 21:27
by Rick Cave
We're not the only ones, Toasty.



Posted: 25 Jun 2008, 04:26
by Sgt. Hartman

Posted: 25 Jun 2008, 05:10
by lol-o-caust
Someone's actually put a copyright stamp on one!


Posted: 25 Jun 2008, 05:36
by judasmuppet
That Liverpool one is pretty great.