I'd like to purchase a Purple Mattress.

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I'd like to purchase a Purple Mattress.

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But, it's not purple in color. And I wouldn't try to squish raw eggs into it. I just want to sleep in it.

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is this supposed to be smart-humor?

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Idk
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it's official. it's a party.

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I've tried to post here a couple times, but the 'when is a purple not a purple?' riddle throws me every time. I will now have to meditate on this for a couple days.
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SHARPPIE wrote:I will now have to meditate on this for a couple days.
ok, where are we at with this thing?


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40 mins of zazen a day and I'm still at square 1. I think it really is a meditation tool, like a 'if one hand falls in the forest does it clap?' kinda thing.

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Since you care ever so much, I made my purchase 10 months ago and my life has forever changed.

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I laid down once.

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