The lowlight of your day...

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spending ten minutes wiping dried dog shit off the sole of a shoe
with q-tips, hot water, and paper towels

So anyway, here's my suggestion (biotech companies listen carefully):
Every dog in the city gets put on a DNA database
Cops walk around with extendable tools: when they see dog shit left on sidewalk, they prod it, and match the DNA to the owner
And fine those motherfuckers a bunch of money

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2 words: doggy diapers

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My car is being held hostage.
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Hunger Games looks pretty good....but just knowing there's already 3 sequels in development really turns me off.




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Woody Harrelson's gunna rock that movie.
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Ruby Juice wrote:Lenny Kravitz's gunna rock that movie.
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A prof in my department just published a book on a topic very close to that of my dissertation. In 2008 I approached her, asking her to be one of my dissertation readers, and explaining my project to her. She quite rudely refused. And now this. Oh, academia. What a cesspit.

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1. take her out into the woods, the deep deep woods.
2. slap her face. preferably knuckle side out.

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the cespit of academia .

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fuckin scholars .
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grotucelugar wrote:A prof in my department just published a book on a topic very close to that of my dissertation. In 2008 I approached her, asking her to be one of my dissertation readers, and explaining my project to her. She quite rudely refused. And now this. Oh, academia. What a cesspit.
My girlfriend is having a horrid time with people stealing her ideas (she's a postdoc fellow at Cambridge). Academia sounds like a right cunt of a profession. Seems like the only way to get anywhere is to be a right cunt...

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Now I understand why other academics say "Oh, nineteenth century poetry" or some other such dismissive and vague bullshit when you ask what they're working on. I never had enough faith in my own ideas to even imagine anyone would think of stealing them. What bums me out is that I've been laughed at and looked down upon (and denied funding) by certain profs in my dept because of what I work on...turns out what I was doing wasn't so stupid after all if it's worth copying.
I think if you stride in there thinking you're the shit people treat you accordingly: if you have low self-confidence, those fuckers pounce.

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Yeah, I went to a social policy conference late last year, and I was all like "Alright! Human services! We're all slightly-leftist friends here. We wanna help each other to make the world a better place, right?" Wrong.

Those academics just wanted to intellectually butcher each other and play around with their victims' guts.
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checked out the new resale chain store in town , "Savers" ...

http://www.savers.com/

i think they shoulda called it "scammers" , 4.99 for a promotional drink topper from pizza hut ? sure it was darth maul but come on !

the day i pay 9.99 for a used short sleeve button shirt , is the day i just shop retail .
the finished product is just the garbage left over from doing the work.

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Ha. Yeah. Academia is full of self important pricks.
My boss and I are completely out of our element in it.
We actually WORK and not sit around mentally masturbating.
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FUKK....



Daylight Savings Time Starts On Sunday, March 11


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lousy farmers.

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sonofabitch...thanks for the heads-up. my auction times would have been all fucked up next week without that.
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the neighbors broke the door retractor , for the second time in am month . it was super windy today .

they come running / jump down the stairs , shakes the whole building , rip the door open , let it swing . then tear ass thru the lawn (dead patch of grass / dirt rut now) leap in the car rev it up and tear out , 6-12 times a day .

dude deals too , so there is like a dozen fucking "visitors" every day / night .

they park in our spots , make all kinds of racket , throw cig butts every where . when i ask the "visitors" not to park in our spots i get sworn at , yelled at , threatened , or told "i am only gonna be a minute' .

these are the upstairs neighbors with the 2 year old that runs and jumps / throws tantrums and stomps his feet constantly .

did i mention the drum kit ?

fuck , i am getting too old for this shit .
the finished product is just the garbage left over from doing the work.

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General Tso s Chicken wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7X2_V60YK8
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:lol:
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man, i love that movie

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there is another "clasic line" in it , but its pretty racist !
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my fav line.... <3 ......"what r u spooks up to?"

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:lol:
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not over losing an hour this past weekend.

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