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pancreatitis - woo! *waves white flag and goes to bed*

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Neighbours are outside arguing..."you fucking fuck fuck stupid dumbfuck fucker fuck".
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23 Mar 2012, 04:31
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Isn't that a form of Greek wrestling?

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23 Mar 2012, 05:31
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ooh, you make my pancache.

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Neighbours are outside arguing..."you fucking fuck fuck stupid dumbfuck fucker fuck".
This sounds like you guys.


23 Mar 2012, 07:24
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make fake ache for pancake
i puts honey on mines
toasted walnuts
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23 Mar 2012, 08:04
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"smoke tires, not drugs"

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23 Mar 2012, 10:52
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Mary Hinge wrote:
pancreatitis - woo! *waves white flag and goes to bed*


:( *hugs*


24 Mar 2012, 20:16
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uncooked meat wrote:
Mary Hinge wrote:
pancreatitis - woo! *waves white flag and goes to bed*


:( *hugs*


thanks man - good news is, tests say not pancreatitis, bad news, liver and kidney related issues instead.
woo! etc. I'm off the drugs that caused this and feel heaps better :)
*hugs back*

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Neighbours are outside arguing..."you fucking fuck fuck stupid dumbfuck fucker fuck".
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wow , bummer , get well soon !

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24 Mar 2012, 23:25
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ooh, you make my pancache.

:lol: You're unhinged.

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Cheers Petey. I am feeling a lot better but my energy levels are all over the shop.

Hey Toastie, I'm in London next week for the Primus shows and meeting up with Joe. Pop by and I'll buy you a beer and a pie, or a bicycle pump, whatever works for ya :D

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Neighbours are outside arguing..."you fucking fuck fuck stupid dumbfuck fucker fuck".
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25 Mar 2012, 15:33
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Mary Hinge wrote:
Hey Toastie, I'm in London next week for the Primus shows and meeting up with Joe. Pop by and I'll buy you a beer and a pie, or a bicycle pump, whatever works for ya :D


:ponder:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... cycle+pump


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Mary Hinge wrote:
Cheers Petey. I am feeling a lot better but my energy levels are all over the shop.

Hey Toastie, I'm in London next week for the Primus shows and meeting up with Joe. Pop by and I'll buy you a beer and a pie, or a bicycle pump, whatever works for ya :D


I wish I could but there's no way I could get there with such short notice due to the overwhelming financial commitment April forces on me every year. Brother's birthday on 5th, 9th is my sisters and then it's my fiancées. :dead:

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the next door neighbors dog has been shitting in our yard . i spoke with the lady and kindly asked her to not let her dog poop in our yard . she goes "oh i wouldnt do that i will pick it up " . two weeks later there are 5 piles of dog hsit in the grass , way over on the area where deet does her cartwheels / gymnastics . this dog barks constantly .

spoke with her son yesterdaty , nicely . "hey hows it goin "

"just another day"

"do me a favor and pick up this dog poop please ?"

ok .

never happened . so i took care of it .

gomti confronted the lady politely today and she claimed she came right out but there wasn't any , bold faced lie , i was watching . so i stepped in , told i her i picked up 5 piles , that was when she called me a liar in front of gomti . my kids had come out and noted all 5 piles of shit , and i had them in the dumpster . produced the bag , then she claimed it was one poop . shouting match . i threatened to call the pigs for a noise violation etc . i ended up backing down , giving her a break , after hearing tons of excuses , and bullshit .

there are ducks and rabbits pooping here as well was the best one ... a rabbit shits a pound of dog poop ?

what a fucking C .

what to do ...

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mail it to her....


30 Mar 2012, 15:20
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My aunt died the very same day as I was supposed to leave for Cuba :cry:
Trip cancelled. Funeral next week. All shit!

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the fuckin stoners upstairs drew a bath for the kid and forgot . i am in fuzzlab soldering and i hear this noise , go to investigate and water is pouring thru the bathroom light fixture ...

2nd time this happened in the BR from them . they also had their AC unit leaking water in thru the walls 2 years ago . it started pouring down onto our bed ! boy were they miffed when i told them they had to buy a quart of paint ( all the paint peeled in the window area ) .

any way it blew out the power , at first i thought it was just a breaker but it blew the outlet out .

2 hours and 15 minutes to fix it ... i mean i couldnt figure out where it was bad right away so it took a while , then clean up . 3 pcs got shut down improperly , my new machine went into safe mode on reboot.

dude was all PISSED when i told him i wanted a ride to home depot for the part .

i am gonna get reimbursed for my time on this .

they throw so much shit off the patio , cigs , silly string , confetti ? dirt from planters , rocks, kitty litter , fireworks at our car . constant traffic cause they deal . the kid jumps and pounds all day , then the drum kit . i am too nice of a guy . i should just rat em out , but , man i could never do that .

what to do ?

i guess i am getting old cause i just cant stand to be around lazy assed drug addicts . they really get on my nerves .

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General Tso s Chicken wrote:

what to do ?

i guess i am getting old cause i just cant stand to be around lazy assed drug addicts . they really get on my nerves .



Just give it a little time man. One day you are going to realize the uneventful quietness...then the odor will set in...yep... call someone, cause you don't want to be the one to go checkin' in while they checkin' out.

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Dead bird (robin) right by my car today . my wife emailed me about it asking "do we call somebody" ?

yeah is this animal animal control ....

laffy guy emoticon .

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my mom fell and went to the ER .

she actually DOES have life alert so ...

anyway , they did a buncha tests , waiting for news .

gonna pray .

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buncha my shits been blowin up lately , every thing i touch turns to fail ... and yes i am still struggling with this paint job .

built this thing today , with shrimp . we had a great work day , she is such a great helper ! anyway , this super low tech contraption is like a mini-paint-dfrying booth , runs around 90 degrees , keeps paint free from moths , dust , ash's , beer , etc .


the old toaster oven ran too hot , i am shooting for 90 degrees

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lil box w/handle that i use as a throne while things get painted

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the bottom piece of the thing we made

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putting the top on

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the whole unit


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inside view

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thru the peep hole

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more angles thru the windows

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i garbage picked these cheap speakers years ago , thats what the chassis is .

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cutting plexiglass sucks

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its a 40 watt appliance bulb i did not pay for , but where did i get this thing ? (which dumpster)

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cute lil thermometer is prolly only +/- 30 off , at any given moment .

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oh yeah , she dis-assembled the toaster oven and we removed the top broiling burner for more clearance , Clarence . i had slammed a wet chassis into that burner a few times !

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i am so hoping i can rap this paint job up this week ! i also blew up two amps .... and had some $$ batterys die :curse: :? :mad:

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oh wait, so there are NOW actual hockey fans in la?

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