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touchy feely";p="855558 wrote:
touchy feely";p="854831 wrote:pix plz
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Miss Yvonne";p="855559 wrote:
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General Tso s Chicken wrote:how where the mrs. puals crates today , cold ?
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WELL then
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i believe that's what the french
call being SASSY!
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Dr. Phil Random Quote Generator wrote:You don't need a spice rack to act real sassy-like.
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My fondest memory of all them times I went down south on her, wuz when ai din't gotten all my hair pull out. Dat reel nize. :biggrin:
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SHARPPIE";p="855140 wrote:okay...I went out for an hour, and they delivered everything EXCEPT the case. you leave $800 dollars worth of shit sitting on my wang, and you take back the $80 case??? screw you, UPS...
This news has really torn the fork out of my nightie.
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today's highlight:
i played a $100k Steinway Model D piano today.
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I colored my hair! :lol:
General Tso s Chicken wrote:how where the mrs. puals crates today , cold ?
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keep doing that and its going to fall out
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i had a 11 hour work day.
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touchy feely";p="858627 wrote:keep doing that and its going to fall out
I'd be bald already if that was the truth.
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anyone wanna donate to my steinway d fund? i need about $100k
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I will, but I need your address.
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i think a paypal address would suffice
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apparently you don't want that piano so bad.
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The highlight thus far has been using this:

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Miss Yvonne";p="973758 wrote:
I'm not chinese, but I can't read most of this thread!
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Highlight so far?
No bum has pestered me for my cash.
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Scratch that last highlight,
getting the kiddo to watch Narnia instead of The Prince Of Egypt is my official highlight,
and will get no better.
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I'm not chinese, but I can't read most of this thread!
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but tonight is dinner and cunnilingus night!
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When it's dinner during cunnilingus night, you'll highlight by day until then...
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lesbian jewbitch!!!!!!














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Yesterday: Watched Seinfeld on one of those treadmills with the built-in TV, then ate tacos.

Today: Had a Republican-bashing session with my boss. I have feeling something will beat this out for highlight of the day, though, since it's only 12:38pm.
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I opened two cans of tuna...and both of them had bones in them. I've eaten about 600,000 cans of tuna, and I've NEVER found a bone...2 cans??? :eek:
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Life on the edge, eh Sharpps...
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