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:lol: :lol: :lol:

SOOOOO many people should've called you dawson
there were wrecks everywhere!

and that guy i said was weaving in and out of traffic?
as SOON as i hung up with you
BOOM! he ran off the road
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Post by The Rambam »

So what kinds of tips did he give you? Did he tell you to pump the brakes and stuff, for instance?
"Well, they finally did it: They killed my fucking car."
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he said to drive slow
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Heading away for a week!
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A company-wide safety crackdown means only licensed operators can use the power equipment at work. Since I'm one of only 4 people in the store who they've given a license to, I got to spent my day certifying all the boys who've worked there way longer than me- the one's who showed me how to run the stuff in the first place.

That might have been the #1 highlight. But I just remembered I said this to my boss, "Let me just go on my break and do some crack."

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Going to the Santa Claus Pub Crawl dressed up as a christmas cracker. Best night ever! :cool:
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bush getting shoes thrown at him
at iraqi news conference

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by omar gogol »

It's a toss-up between the lustily biting moment I had with my whoa-man earlier on in the day, and the moment I had the idea to have sausages and chips for dinner.
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ChickenMug";p="999613 wrote:bush getting shoes thrown at him
at iraqi news conference

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Were NOFX playing a gig there?
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Seeing a hummer in an SUV parked RIGHT OUTSIDE THE FRONT WINDOW of my local bar.
and then having all involved in said hummer come into the bar to ask to call a tow truck.

we applauded them.
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i don't understand this ^^^ :???:
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a hummer inside of an SUV was parked in front of a window at a bar

then everybody involved with the hummer inside of an SUV came into the bar, each of them asking to call a tow truck, which was met with applause

what's not to understand?
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why was there an suv inside an suv? :???:
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that's the burning question
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oh wait
maybe hummer = blow job
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Post by The Rambam »

So were they applauded for getting road head, or for needing to get a piece-of-shit gas guzzler towed?
"Well, they finally did it: They killed my fucking car."
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cold , dark and raining non stop.
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ChickenMug";p="999695 wrote:oh wait
maybe hummer = blow job
:lol:
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check out these x-mass lights

http://www.grandhavenrotarylights.org/
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is anyone going to clarify this story?!
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does anybody have ReverseEngineer's cell phone number?!!?!?
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ChickenMug";p="999613 wrote:bush getting shoes thrown at him
at iraqi news conference

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:lol:

highlight of the weekend!!
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