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woolly woolly pecker pecker ?

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yoga chick says she wants to bring another girl into the mix.

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*tears of pride*
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Where did you see it last?

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Dress Barn wrote:Where did you see it last?

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On my ass. :oops:
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gel cacepi wrote:
Dress Barn wrote:Where did you see it last?

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On my ass. :oops:
Pix or gtfo.

Highlight for me:
Heading to a fancy art gallery party with yoga chick.
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crotchgrabber wrote:
Highlight for me:
Heading to a fancy art gallery party with yoga chick.
that's almost my nolight. i went to a gallery opening and came back out in a few minutes. they always hang my piece in the room where bands play for the opening night and i don't like standing in the middle of the room looking around when everybody else is watching the band. it's a little bit like facing the other way inside an elevator.

and i didn't have a yoga chick to go with.
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General Tso s Chicken wrote:buddy buzzard

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i have a hard time with paint , he looks much better in pencil on a sheet of spiral notebook paper .

Is that lingus? It sure looks like it.

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i worked on a hat for a Christmas present, but it ended up being my own!

now i need to work on another hat for someone else!
Rick Cave";p="892315 wrote:I still look like a complete twat, Yumiko.
So take that.


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Sooooooo pissed off. :mad:

Went to the post office this morning after work....for they opened.
They have that machine in the lobby to use to print up postage label and pay with your credit/debt card.
So I had 5 boxes...walked a couple in the lobby then went back to the car and got the other 3.
Some lady RUNS into the building cuz she sees me with my HUGE amount of boxes and just HAS to get to the machine before me.
Whatever. :roll:
She does her package then puts it into the drop shoot. IT GETS STUCK CUZ DUMB CUNT PUT IT IN THE WRONG WAY.
if she had just turned it it would have fit and dropped down. but noooooo it got stuck when she tried to open it again to check if it dropped. :?
She turns and looks at me and goes "It got stuck" REALLY? WOW I DIDN'T NOTICE!!! so I say "It got stuck cuz you PUT IT IN THERE WRONG" :mad:
She keeps messing with it and then goes "well there's someone back there I can hear them...THEY'LL FIX IT" and she heads to the door.
I said as she's leaving "WOW WHAT A FUCKING BITCH....LEAVING KNOWING THERE'S OTHERS HERE THAT NEED TO USE THAT TOO!!!" and it wasn't just me in there another lady was in there but LUCKY for her she just needed a stamp from the machine and could use the letter drop. :(
So I went ahead and did my postage for my 5 boxes hoping and waiting for someone to fix the drop. OFCOURSE this is the post office where they're slower than shit...so no one fixed it. I waited about 10 mins after that I drove to the other office on the other side of town.
Went in dropped in 2 boxes then went back to my car for the other 3. Put the first one in. went to open it for the next one. STUCK :curse: What the fuck?!? I ofcourse was about to go postal when I hear a guy say from the other side of the drop "Wait it's stuck on another box over here. How many more you got?" AND YES PB I KNEW RIGHT AWAY HE WAS BLACK :lol: I go "2 more" and he yells back "Meet me at the door" and he was there at the door in no time. I thanked him :biggrin:

Why do people have to piss me off...I'm already in a bad mood from working all night with a bunch of dumb cunts.
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when the mailbox is stuck, i normally go up to an empty counter where they normally have empty plastic bins for drop-offs for bigger packages and leave them there.
Rick Cave";p="892315 wrote:I still look like a complete twat, Yumiko.
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Our Post offices are always full of old people, because the PO still accepts payments for bills and all kinds of shit that can be done other ways, all of which are far easier. But nooo, grannies are "stuck in their ways".
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