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you do...
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crotchgrabber wrote:just took some hot laps at laguna seca in my boss's 62 chevelle. broke it loose through the hairpin, feathered the throttle to keep it out of the gravel trap and got an awesome run into turn three. bombing through the corkscrew with waaaaaaay too much horsepower is fucking ass tickling fun. nearly ran over the dude in front of me through the straight, he saw me coming and got the fuck out of the way.
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Reggie Bush gives up Heisman, blames "persistent media speculation," admits "mistakes"


Posted by Mike Florio on September 14, 2010 4:58 PM ET
On the same day that the Heisman Trophy Trust conducted its monthly meeting, the 2005 winner of the award for which the trust is named announced that he will give up the prize.

The move comes at a time when Yahoo! Sports reported that the Heisman Trophy Trust would decide to strip the award from Bush. The chronology permits an inference that the Heisman Trophy Trust decided to take the award away, and that they gave Bush a chance to surrender it first.

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:love:

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That's what I've always referred to you as.
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i got tix to see FNM again!!!!! OMGZ :love: saw them 3 nights in SF .... hope they add another LA show

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they better not

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right down the street....

http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?secti ... id=7673656

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"The CHP said the connector road between the southbound 15 and eastbound 10 would be closed at least until 9 a.m. "


12:30 pm...still closed

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a friend of mine i haven't seen in years is coming to town this weekend.
his nickname is "white devil"
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melt some white chocolate, stand on a chair,
eat the white chocolate, call him "swiss miss".

it will be what it is, if not fascinating.

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hepatitis candelabra wrote:melt some white chocolate, stand on a chair,
eat the white chocolate, call him "swiss miss".

it will be what it is, if not fascinating.

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terrorist intercepted today at work: caspid bug in sunflowers.

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135 more pr0n DVDs to list and sell!
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areolament booger wrote:I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
I especially loved they way they made my entire face, head, and neck pucker :mad:

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Welcome to nowhere wrote:terrorist intercepted today at work: caspid bug in sunflowers.

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are you killing these bugs? or just catching them.

my uncle in arizona worked for the government too going around in his truck checking for fruit flies. hahaha never saw any in the traps.

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Terrorist intercepted at work today:

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Owlmoth larvae in:

Trachelium
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and

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Leaf miner larvae inside the leaf of

Bupleurum (which are usually 100% of the time insect-free)
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The insects are placed in a 70% ethanal/water solution and then turned into the USDA for final pest identification. We prefer the term euthanasia. My job description: "To prevent unwanted, non-passport carrying, no-visa holding, evil insects AKA "terrorist/pokemon" from entering the country."
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NINFNM wrote:
my uncle in arizona worked for the government too going around in his truck checking for fruit flies. hahaha never saw any in the traps.
I only inspect flowers now, but when I expected fruits, I found 3 fruit flies (though not the one of concern.)

Mediterranean fruit fly (SUPER SCARY EVIL TERRORIST. FBI/USDA TOP TEN MOST WANTED LIST)
Crimes: Destroying not only the cosmetic part of the fruit, but the WHOLE fruit itself by ruining the flavor... preventing it from being used as juice even. People fear this bug may one day make it too expensive to buy orange juice, that your grandkids might not know what orange juice is.

(Notice the distinctive "M" pattern on the wing, if you see this bug please call your local usda offices. TY.)
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The ones I always found:
Caribbean Fruit fly (in guavas)
(Notice the different wing pattern)
Crimes: Destroys the cosmetic part of the fruit and prevents it from selling sold as fresh fruit, fruit itself salvageable as juice.
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That part in the Shake Weight commercial
Where that guy goes
Oooh! That's it!
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i just sold 7 pr0n DVDs to one customer!

even after Amazon told me not to list pr0n on there because it's "strictly prohibited" :roll:
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