highlight of your day?

[ChickenMug]

this lady's wig is loose!

[mr. arcade]

[Miss Yvonne]

I got to help the Easter Bunny find couscous for an old lady.

[Redundant Retard]

Last night a drunk marine in his sixties told me that he wasn't gay, and then went on to try and hug me while saying I was delightful and had just the right size. I blushed, fluttered my eyelashes and lit a cigarette in the coolest fashion possible. This is the second time something like this happens to me this year. The last time a older guy eyed me while fondling himself. That was kind of creepy.

Yesterday this would have been a lowlight, tonight it's become amusing.

[Liingus]

I like what i've heard of Of Montreal.
Same with Beach House.
You're winning me over with this stuff, lingus.

the of montreal you should own: skeletal lamping. hissing fuana...
and just get both beach house recordings

if those of montreal recordings really really win you. start listening to them in decending order ending with the earliest stuff. you'll probably drop off after satanic panic in the attic like i did.

and on beach house's myspace, they do a cover of queen's play the game that is nice.

there, ok. geek out over.

[ChickenMug]

dan deacon rawked my face off last night!

[Cuauhtemoc]

Really? Really??!

[NINFNM]

I had no idea......and I voted for him.

[The Rambam]

Argumentum ad Nazium.

[The Rambam]

http://www.local12.com/mostpopular/stor ... hyR_g.cspx

Two People Charged in Lunchroom Thefts



CINCINNATI - A security guard and a janitor at the Hamilton County courthouse face misdemeanor theft charges, after they are allegedly caught on tape stealing food and drinks from the Prosecutor's refrigerator in the courthouse lunchroom.

21 year old Monique Berry (pictured above) of Evanston works security at the courthouse. Court documents show she was caught on camera taking a pizza from the freezer in the lunchroom March 25th, heating it up in the microwave, and then leaving the lunchroom with the pizza in hand.

Prosecutors say it happened again two days later. The pizzas belonged to McKinley Brown, who is an investigator with the prosecutor's office. They were valued at five dollars.

32 year old Iniko Davis of Avondale is also charged with theft. Court documents say Davis was caught on tape taking soda pop and food from the refrigerator in the same breakroom on March 12th. Davis works as a cleaning man at the courthouse. The food and drink Davis allegedly stole belonged to prosecutor Amanda Schultz.

[NINFNM]

people take other people's food all the time at workplaces.

[The Rambam]

Oh, I know. But these two got caught! And that's why this is a highlight.

[SHARPPIE]

I had no idea......and I voted for him.

I know...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090417/ap_ ... ead_return
"President Barack Obama has accomplished at least one task that had appeared all but impossible just a year ago: He's put The Dead back on the road."


the man is pure EVIL.

[puppy]

[Mary Hinge]

the profound, unmatched release of cabbage farts

[touchy feely]

im guessing this is why you eat cabbage?

[Liingus]

she even eats some expired foods from the fridge just to get some diarrhea action

[mr. arcade]

not a pretty sight.

[Mary Hinge]

touchy - I actually like cabbage
blingles - now....that's just silly

[Liingus]

i saw this in person:

[puppy]

i love watching episodes of the Bernie Mac Show that were filmed on my street!

[puppy]

i want these 500 color pencils even if i never use them:



each color's got a kooky, ultra-specific name

[Liingus]

prismacolor?

[puppy]

i'm not familiar with color pencils, but it looks like Prismacolor has a max of 120 colors.

i wish the color names listed on that site are also in English so you can see how ridiculous some of the names are.

[Liingus]

tell us some