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i crushed my nuts with a 70lb dumbbell today
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I came on someones tits.
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Being chased and raped by these two:

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Hmm I used my deep fryer :? other than that I sleep for 7 hours.

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Thats a lie.

Why are you a liar?
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Thunder Bear";p="854778 wrote:Thats a lie.

Why are you a liar?
you better not be talking to me. :mad:

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I laughed so hard that I was crying and couldn't breathe for a few seconds.

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lynchings are not what they use to be i guess

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:egal:

Actually it was a dissection.

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poor limey.... :sad:

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It was a crayfish. Male.

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did it have big lips?

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i got a great look at this asian chick's enormous rack at my work
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I got to leave negative feedback for someone on ebay.

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haha, i just did that 5min ago

location was in l.a. and it took him 3 fukking weeks to send me a glass jar.... :roll:

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I made this flyer for my girlfriend
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Dancing with my 3-month old girl to "Don't Laugh (I Love You)" by Ween... :oops:
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My dream of chopping up snakes with an ax.
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Rosie O'Donnell isn't even that butch.
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¹ººº¹¹¹º¹º¹";p="854795 wrote:haha, i just did that 5min ago

location was in l.a. and it took him 3 fukking weeks to send me a glass jar.... :roll:
mine was an international customer. us/australian relations have hit a new low.
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a quick glance, a short conversation, a word of praise, a text message. My highlights are small, but very highlighty.
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what

no hair jokes?
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That reminds me. Someone remind me to start my big haircolor experiment on wednesday night.
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SHARPPIE";p="854820 wrote:
¹ººº¹¹¹º¹º¹";p="854795 wrote:haha, i just did that 5min ago

location was in l.a. and it took him 3 fukking weeks to send me a glass jar.... :roll:
mine was an international customer. us/australian relations have hit a new low.
let me guess, ....u didnt want a spoon

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start your big hair color experiment on Wednesday night!

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