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Just finished Perfume by Patrick Suskind - absolutely glorious read. Dark and funny, very richly dramatised stark view of what a bunch of dumb, useless, stench-riddled fucks humans are. Sort of like L'Etranger with Old Spice. the movie's pretty great, too. ugh french setting with brit accents? cmon...

i'm all over that

crotchgrabber wrote:i just remembered that i have a couple bottles of vodka, a case of beer, and a chocolate cake waiting for me at home.

i'm thinking about using this information to lure a young lady into my bed tonight.

if you had said bread pudding
i'd be all over that

2 miles in 18 mins
that's my new personal best
since i started jogging again

i think i really coulda smoked that course today
if i hadn't had two bowls of taco soup
sitting in my lower intestines

blegh

today was a big day went to doggie park with that boy bathed that stinky boy got some taco soup going in the crock pot brought all my winter stuff out of storage and reorganized my closet laundry day (even the pillows on my bed!) vacuumed paid some bills ordered some cowboy boots dem dere tyyyyyyger...

That part in the Shake Weight commercial
Where that guy goes
Oooh! That's it!

Yes! Yes! Yes!




Who dat baby! Who day!

typing typing typing

He mustve smelled funny

make that TWO pairs of jeans

GAME DAY BITCHES!


plus my man bought me some new running shoes and jeans

(lingus) wrote:i'm debating whether or not to shave a lightning bolt into my head
starting at the widow's peak going back like a mohawk
3in wide bolt with the base in the front and the tip in the back
the bolt itself would be the shaved area with hair left else where

do it
and pics

YES!
i saw that too the other day
killed me

imaginarium of doctor parnassus

i liked it
was interesting to have johnny depp, colin farrell and jude law
fill in for heath ledger
went well with the story

put it in my netflix queue
it better not suck


jogged 2.5 miles today!
very happy with myself

enchiladas for lunch!

I didn't know you could fed ex ashes.
Fancy

well i haven't worked out in
at least 2 months
except yoga
and the rare jogging

my butt is getting flabby

Got one if those Nike+iPod sensor things.
It tracks your running and let's you create
workout mixes thru the iPod.
I'm hoping it'll motivate me to get off my ass.

I only had one enchilada. On account of the butt squirts and all.
It was ecstasy.

Cheese onion bean and jalapeño enchiladas.

New iPhone came in. Super fancy.

i didn't have enough dough left over to create
titties in my likeness

apple pie i'm baking

got some beach time this morn
gonna take a nap
do some good eating/cooking later