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Him know you need him. He no care for contact. Him want u to eat dick.

Taking a shit standing up makes for one dirty asshole.

That's me with the tambo a few weeks ago. Great show. I feel like i'm on drugs when i play.

I'm not even into jazz vocal (save Ella and Billie) but this album is awesome:



..and a nice piece of work from the great Pat Metheny

Damnj Petey I never saw you as a brutal pit monster. Rage on brutha, rage on with fists pumped! Pitting is all about technique. Don't just run around like a chicken with his head cut off, have a method. Mine is keeping a strong center of gravity by swinging alternating limbs across my body. the shit...

I'm a filthy pit monster. I'll be an 80 year old dude in the pit with a walker. I personally am more into the friendlier pits like Fishbone pits. Pits where ppl immediately stop and pick you up off the floor instead of kicking you in the head. Fuck a slayer pit. I'd get fukt up in a slayer pit cause...

i swear to god one of those fuckers wiped their cummy dick on my teddy bear

Nothingness
All I have to feel is my loneliness
Nothing's in the attic 'cept an empty chest
And nothing lasts forever

Don't forget about the sore, stretched-out asshole they leave their victims with. why does my ass hurt soooo bad? why is there blood on my bed sheets? why is my childhood teddy bear in my bed with white dries crust on his belly? why do i smell like stripper parfume? why does my back hurt where my le...

Whipped Cream....put it all ovah yo bot-Ay

"no use" meaning i have no application, so i send it on a vacation to an alternate nation. sure, i'd let the melvins take care of my dog Roz, but my dingo it frisky and probly would bite Buzz, i mean shit, i'd bite Buzz if i had the chance. toilets? i shit in a hole in the ground. so yeah,...

likeduh wrote:why would anyone bash or fight over an opinion?

Nik Rowe wrote: i loves to fight.

a "Guest" is the generic version of nobody

you may ask yourself: how is a person less than nothing?

i answer you: can i ask you a question? that is the question.

i still have no use for the melvins. go ahead and bash away. i loves to fight.

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I put samtong's headphones in my butt pocket so he can hear what it sounds like when I shit.
Yeah I'm hilarious.

Man can survive on ENSURE alone.

So you want me to rub some of my fresh shit on your titties?



*gets huge erection*

me?

01% Autograph asked for (yeah it happens sometimes)
05% Napkins in pocket
94% Shits in Pants

is that 100%?#@ I'll let you guess how shitty my shorts are rite now

likeduh wrote:likeduh.

likeduh? likeduh. (likeduh.) aka likeduh.

the next time someone asks me for my autograph, i'm gonna pull a napkin out of my pocket and wipe my ass with it and hand it to them. doodoo will make its mark.

Guest wrote:The sound of your mother's head bang on the wall because of some nik rowe.

You're a pretty clever guy there Guest. That's pretty funny: nik rowe = negro. Moms is married to a white guy so what "nik rowe" would you be refering to?

peaches. superstar. i dont follow your censored verbatim. you should go kill yourself either way and stop wasting good O2.

Favorite apple: GRANNY SMITH !! (by a landslide)

Next favorite apple: tie braeburn/fuji

Guest wrote:Just checked. I still suck audibly.

Take out your dentures before you suck my dick. Then you can put them back in and I'll smack them outta your mouth just how you like it.

that's interesting because the whole album (24 songs) is one, long, twisted, nightmarish dream. That's all forshadowed by the opening song, as it very much resembles a very popular song about NYC. enjoy your perhaps but do something for me: dont ever let me know when i'm rite. i get all pompus and b...

yeah Vai kinda has a squirrelly sound. still tho he rocked with Zappa.

also i dont give a fucking flying fucking fuck about what anybody else says:

Steve Vai "Passion and Warfare" is one fucking awesome album beginning to end!