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by clitty litter
26 Sep 2014, 12:17
Forum: Shows
Topic: Secret Chiefs 3
Replies: 22
Views: 31639

Re: Secret Chiefs 3

you love talking about my cock don't you?

:love:
by clitty litter
26 Sep 2014, 12:05
Forum: Music
Topic: What do you guys think of Neil Finn and\or Crowded House?
Replies: 21
Views: 26970

Re: What do you guys think of Neil Finn and\or Crowded House

I took 3 shits this morning before i went to work: -the first one i took right when i got up -the second one i took right after i got out the shower. i will still dripping wet on the toilet -the third i took right b4 i went to work. i flushed and stopped up the toilet, but right when i reached for t...
by clitty litter
16 Sep 2014, 11:10
Forum: Shows
Topic: Secret Chiefs 3
Replies: 22
Views: 31639

Re: Secret Chiefs 3

ur moms loves the dookie mustache. she tried to put one on me the other day. i almost beat her to death (with my weenie) 8)
by clitty litter
16 Sep 2014, 11:07
Forum: Music
Topic: -- 2014 AUDIO INFLUXING --
Replies: 49
Views: 39813

Re: -- 2014 AUDIO INFLUXING --

NEW MALCOLM HOLCOMBE ALBUM PITIFUL BLUES!#@$!@#$

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by clitty litter
16 Sep 2014, 08:09
Forum: Shows
Topic: Secret Chiefs 3
Replies: 22
Views: 31639

Re: Secret Chiefs 3

You ever had someone give you a dookie mustache?

You prolly did and just didn't notice because you smell shit all day long (via upper lip).
by clitty litter
16 Sep 2014, 07:51
Forum: Music
Topic: The Butthole Melvins
Replies: 22
Views: 24333

Re: The Butthole Melvins

The time is right for you to eat shit tonite. I'm gonna eat some pussy tonight, you go have that sewer trout (turd) you caught at work in the sewers for yourself. You're supposed to lick pussy :P not eat it you big dummy. You obviously do NOT care for vagina the way I do. :wink: So what's the big s...
by clitty litter
15 Sep 2014, 11:57
Forum: Shows
Topic: Secret Chiefs 3
Replies: 22
Views: 31639

Re: Secret Chiefs 3

Damn dude, you are actually good for something.
Who would have thunk it?

I've always wanted to see SC3 at King's.
I'm for certain gonna shit in the urinal that nite.
by clitty litter
15 Sep 2014, 11:52
Forum: Music
Topic: The Butthole Melvins
Replies: 22
Views: 24333

Re: The Butthole Melvins

Carcharodon carcharias wrote:
clitty litter wrote:The time is right for you to eat shit tonite.
I'm gonna eat some pussy tonight, you go have that sewer trout (turd) you caught at work in the sewers for yourself.
You're supposed to lick pussy :P not eat it you big dummy.
by clitty litter
12 Sep 2014, 08:04
Forum: Music
Topic: The Butthole Melvins
Replies: 22
Views: 24333

Re: The Butthole Melvins

The time is right for you to eat shit tonite.
by clitty litter
12 Sep 2014, 07:41
Forum: Miscellany
Topic: highlight of your day?
Replies: 10687
Views: 2805667

Re: highlight of your day?

Calling homeboy sharkie would be too much of a compliment.

I prefer 'sheen and i throw up a lil in my mouth every time i throw up in my mouth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np_Z4WWcoWk
by clitty litter
10 Sep 2014, 08:27
Forum: Miscellany
Topic: highlight of your day?
Replies: 10687
Views: 2805667

Re: highlight of your day?

Yo momma so fat when she got infected with flesh eating bacteria the doctor gave her 25 years to live.

:lol: :lol:
by clitty litter
03 Sep 2014, 07:38
Forum: Music
Topic: Has anyone here heard of the band Mister Bongle?
Replies: 15
Views: 16444

Re: Has anyone here heard of the band Mister Bongle?

hey Pi, did you breast feed when you were a wee tike, or did you drink formula?

my guess is that you either breastfed till you were 12, or they fed you dumpster juice at childhood.
by clitty litter
30 Aug 2014, 12:28
Forum: Music
Topic: Has anyone here heard of the band Mister Bongle?
Replies: 15
Views: 16444

Re: Has anyone here heard of the band Mister Bongle?

Last year I had the equivalent of jock itch under both armpits. My pops who is a physician told me to get an anti fungal aka athlete's foot cream. It worked. I did have toss my deodorant. I know to piss on ur feet in shower if u gots athletes foot. I want to convince some chick to let me piss on her...
by clitty litter
29 Aug 2014, 17:24
Forum: Music
Topic: Has anyone here heard of the band Mister Bongle?
Replies: 15
Views: 16444

Re: Has anyone here heard of the band Mister Bongle?

Jock itch/yeast infections are no laughing matter. I used to date a girl that would get them all the time. When I would raw dog that pussy, I would get jock itch. That shit is no fun at all. Just say know or maybe to sex with chicks with yeast infections.
by clitty litter
29 Aug 2014, 12:03
Forum: Music
Topic: Has anyone here heard of the band Mister Bongle?
Replies: 15
Views: 16444

Re: Has anyone here heard of the band Mister Bongle?

sounds like a good reason for you to "meme" yourself the fuck outta here.
by clitty litter
29 Aug 2014, 07:10
Forum: Music
Topic: Has anyone here heard of the band Mister Bongle?
Replies: 15
Views: 16444

Re: Has anyone here heard of the band Mister Bongle?

it's called "jock itch" when men get it and it's a "yeast infection" when a woman gets it.

it's transfered by sex, but yet it's never classified as an STD

discuss..
by clitty litter
27 Aug 2014, 14:25
Forum: Music
Topic: The Bored As Fuck BF Virtual Record Crate
Replies: 1263
Views: 485552

Re: The Bored As Fuck BF Virtual Record Crate

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get reverse-raped by yo own pooh
by clitty litter
26 Aug 2014, 09:06
Forum: Music
Topic: do rappers (MCs?) still say "SAY HO!"?
Replies: 124
Views: 99590

Re: do rappers (MCs?) still say "SAY HO!"?

feel the bass, y'all...

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by clitty litter
22 Aug 2014, 09:47
Forum: Music
Topic: The Butthole Melvins
Replies: 22
Views: 24333

Re: The Butthole Melvins

how can someone be an idiot AND a retard at the same time? Idiots keep making the same mistakes again and again, while retards have hindered brain development and often have the brain of an elementary student while well in their adulthood. perhaps you could use some more intuitive derogatory names.
by clitty litter
14 Aug 2014, 10:17
Forum: Music
Topic: Tomahawk
Replies: 180
Views: 116495

Re: Tomahawk

by clitty litter
07 Aug 2014, 08:05
Forum: Music
Topic: -- 2014 AUDIO INFLUXING --
Replies: 49
Views: 39813

Re: -- 2014 AUDIO INFLUXING --

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by clitty litter
04 Aug 2014, 07:38
Forum: Music
Topic: Danzig and Shakira -together at last
Replies: 42
Views: 40207

Re: Danzig and Shakira -together at last

I'm dookie-man hungry rite naw. I 8 one dookie-man; two is not enuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA84_Gb8EWk

If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.
I didn't know it was impossible when I did it.
by clitty litter
28 Jul 2014, 10:01
Forum: Miscellany
Topic: highlight of your day?
Replies: 10687
Views: 2805667

Re: highlight of your day?

degrees and salaries

who gives a flying fuck about either. I know rich ppl that are miserable and poor people that are happier than a pig in shit.

is your degree gonna keep you from getting your ass whupped? prolly not.