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Mary Hinge wrote:get a white picket fence and a checked pinny already!

you might want to note for next time you come to the states
pennies are copper

going to see camo hat at the beach
this weekend
baked blueberry muffins, apple cinnamon muffins and snickerdoodle bars

i've heard my tongue called many things
(amazing, titilating, etc)

but never a cow tongue

i hate y'all

also, going to the beach with camo hat
this weekend
for some stupid wedding
but i'm gonna get some serious ass

got my new alarm system installed

so if any of you fuckers try to break in
and rape me
best watch out
i got a panic button on my keychain


except for phil of course
i'll just have the maple syrup and caramelized onions ready
hey baby!

mr. arcade wrote:

crotchgrabber wrote:.."and the Heathers"

you should invite Dawson

touchy feely wrote:hank, that face is dying for a huge mustache
and im not talking any of this 'ironic' bullshit
your face was crafted specifically for mustache wearing

agreed
much better

3 more pounds till my target weight!

me too
what am i supposed to masturbate to now?!

that really is an awesome pic

nice jog
fruit salad with greek yogurt

i think i've got a twin!

dawson- butt squirts are gone
it was just that one butt explosion

blingus- yes, i have a laptop


guys, i made a lemon meringue pie
ALL from SCRATCH
took me two tries to get the crust right
but i'm very pleased with myself

i need to get up and bake a pie
but coffee in bed is so wonderful

this one's on bc. she's fucking pissed at her doctor right about now. sharppie, keep that couch warm for me. look, human error is the main cause of contraceptive failure you can't blame a doctor for prescribing you a pill that you didn't take according to directions bitches be crazy i learned my le...

on a second, more pressing note:
are these bitches not on birth control?!
fuck! they need to take some responsibility for their bodies

crotchgrabber wrote:
also got the text: "i just had your miscarriage."

yeah, sorry bout that
i meant to say something about the massive dump i took
guess my text came out wrong

chocolate peanut butter brownies

and i bet you look adorable in it

baking lemon bars

yup, nothing but time on my hands

going to see camo hat this weekend

I just pictured this!
I laughed AND farted at the same time!!!

had two giant helpings of homemade eggplant parmesan
gaaaaaaaah! so good!

pfffffffffft
i went to the moon last night
three times