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Bill invented water in 1873

If you drop a phonograph needle on Bill's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds

O'neil once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms

He went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million

We once had a bachelor party for Bill. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it

He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi

You know, the crazy bastard would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!

He once ate the Bible while water skiing

He once inhaled a seagull

He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road

Did I ever tell you about the time O'neil took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Bill takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they open...

He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran O'neil

I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury

He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health

He sweats Gatorade

He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him

O'neil once showed me a video of him making love to my woman, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw

to Bill O'Neil

hell of a guy...Bill O'Neil is the father of every kid in this town

I just played battlefront 2 on xbox live for an hour, fun game

swamp thing, the return of swamp thing

evilmugman needs to make an amended mug holder's bible

it is his calling...

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