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by crotchgrabber
12 Mar 2011, 22:22
Forum: Music
Topic: Do you only date girls who appreciate the same music?
Replies: 15
Views: 7900

Re: Do you only date girls who appreciate the same music?

Christ on a crutch.
you serious?
by crotchgrabber
12 Mar 2011, 21:55
Forum: Music
Topic: I made the Caca Volante news site!
Replies: 8
Views: 4649

Re: I made the Caca Volante news site!

You're a Fucking tool.
by crotchgrabber
12 Mar 2011, 17:47
Forum: Shows
Topic: The Stranglers
Replies: 18
Views: 10244

Re: The Stranglers

nobody likes you. noone cares what you have to say. just about everyone thinks you're completely full of shit. i really don't think anyone finds you even slightly amusing. PS post a pic of yourself, sassy ass. PPS suck OUR dicks, you dopey cunt. stop putting words in my mouth. or as lrm would say.....
by crotchgrabber
12 Mar 2011, 17:45
Forum: Books & Film
Topic: not so recent films
Replies: 211
Views: 109150

Re: not so recent films

watched spaceballs last night.
some of it anyway.
by crotchgrabber
12 Mar 2011, 17:38
Forum: The Über Groupie Recipe Congregation
Topic: What I eat besides Taco Bell
Replies: 19
Views: 15183

Re: What I eat besides Taco Bell

i've got the jack lalaine power juicer. you stuff food down a three inch tube on top and push it down with a plastic plunger thing. the food gets ground up by razor sharp blades of doom spinning at the speed of light... or pretty sharp and fast anyway. the spinning motion pushes the pulp up on the s...
by crotchgrabber
12 Mar 2011, 14:27
Forum: Miscellany
Topic: highlight of your day?
Replies: 10688
Views: 2831865

Re: highlight of your day?

ChickenMug wrote:Kitchen remodel is almost done.
Then it's on to the bathroom.
before and after pics?
with tits.
but seriously, i want to see the remodel.



and your breasts.
by crotchgrabber
12 Mar 2011, 14:22
Forum: Shows
Topic: FNM IN SF
Replies: 887
Views: 431271

Re: FNM IN SF

i haven't said this in a while, but not tommy is a cunt.
by crotchgrabber
11 Mar 2011, 18:54
Forum: Music
Topic: Battles
Replies: 66
Views: 41966

Re: Battles

MONDO PAIN wrote:I think we all are, it's been too long.
wrong... twice.
by crotchgrabber
05 Mar 2011, 13:54
Forum: Shows
Topic: What whose shows haves u seen the most ?
Replies: 51
Views: 53842

Re: What whose shows haves u seen the most ?

if i really think about it, i've probably seen patton more than i've seen any other musician. bungle twice, lovage once, fantomelvins once, tomahawk once (one too many times), with dep once, fantomas more times than i can remember. or maybe buzz. or dunn. i've seen claypool more times than is probab...
by crotchgrabber
05 Mar 2011, 10:55
Forum: Music
Topic: damn you, lists! *shakes fists pissed*
Replies: 52
Views: 20464

Re: damn you, lists! *shakes fists pissed*

Mr John wrote:I might take LRM off ignore to read his response.
:)



No I won't!!!
:lol:
go team anti-sheen!

toast is my hero.
by crotchgrabber
03 Mar 2011, 20:02
Forum: Books & Film
Topic: good line in a book...
Replies: 2
Views: 5018

good line in a book...

i just started reading the exorcist last night. i found a first edition print for free. pretty stoked about that. anyway, there's a part when mom walks up the stairs to check on ragen because she hears some noise, the room is super cold, and she reaches down to check for fever and the author drops &...
by crotchgrabber
03 Mar 2011, 19:58
Forum: The Über Groupie Recipe Congregation
Topic: fennel
Replies: 1
Views: 4835

fennel

i was given a shit load of fennel. i have no idea what to do with this shit. help me.
by crotchgrabber
03 Mar 2011, 19:57
Forum: The Über Groupie Recipe Congregation
Topic: What I eat besides Taco Bell
Replies: 19
Views: 15183

Re: What I eat besides Taco Bell

i really like steaming the greens and stalks of beets.

petey, what would you like to know about juicers?
by crotchgrabber
01 Mar 2011, 20:47
Forum: Shows
Topic: What whose shows haves u seen the most ?
Replies: 51
Views: 53842

Re: What whose shows haves u seen the most ?

good question. when i was younger, it seemed that just about every punk show i went to had pansy division on the bill. circle jerks, pansy division opening. DI, pansy division opening. voodoo glow skulls, swingin utters, screw32, hellbillies, bouncing souls, rudiments, anyone... pansy division was t...
by crotchgrabber
01 Mar 2011, 19:44
Forum: Shows
Topic: FNM IN SF
Replies: 887
Views: 431271

Re: FNM IN SF

pillowfigh wrote:
pillowfigh wrote:I'm really ass-king pushing his butt

*tease*
you are ass-king as far as sheen is concerned.
by crotchgrabber
28 Feb 2011, 20:21
Forum: Miscellany
Topic: highlight of your day?
Replies: 10688
Views: 2831865

Re: highlight of your day?

there's a gym by the bike path in monterey. it's pretty funny riding or jogging past it and seeing people inside on a treadmill or exercise bike.
by crotchgrabber
28 Feb 2011, 20:11
Forum: Miscellany
Topic: highlight of your day?
Replies: 10688
Views: 2831865

Re: highlight of your day?

my jack lalanne juicer followed jake up to that great marathon in the sky. http://www.bestofasseenontv.com/jacklalannesjuicer/jacklalennes.jpg RIP update: i went all petey twofinger on that bitch and got it running again. fixing shit turns my girl on. got a blow job in the kitchen for my mcguyverne...
by crotchgrabber
25 Feb 2011, 20:27
Forum: Music
Topic: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?
Replies: 146
Views: 99728

Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

i thought we lost sheen in exchange for that new retard. which, in my onion, would have been a fine trade.
by crotchgrabber
25 Feb 2011, 20:21
Forum: Music
Topic: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?
Replies: 146
Views: 99728

Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

*smack*

*fries bacon*
by crotchgrabber
25 Feb 2011, 17:46
Forum: Music
Topic: Some once posted a funny topic about their Bungle soap
Replies: 10
Views: 4833

Re: Some once posted a funny topic about their Bungle soap

does anyone REALLY want me to talk about soap?
by crotchgrabber
19 Feb 2011, 17:55
Forum: Music
Topic: what i've been listening to...
Replies: 825
Views: 288025

Re: what i've been listening to...

do tell.
i work at a plumbing company, my plumbing in my apartment is fucked, and my landlord won't let me take care of it because he's got a bullshit contract with my boss's estranged brother.
by crotchgrabber
19 Feb 2011, 17:36
Forum: Music
Topic: what i've been listening to...
Replies: 825
Views: 288025

Re: what i've been listening to...

rain.
and i was clever enough to ride my bike to work today.
by crotchgrabber
19 Feb 2011, 17:12
Forum: Books & Film
Topic: Recent films. A very brief opinion.
Replies: 2043
Views: 601006

Re: Recent films. A very brief opinion.

i have tons of excuses.