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- 26 Sep 2014, 12:17
- Forum: Shows
- Topic: Secret Chiefs 3
- Replies: 22
- Views: 32831
- 26 Sep 2014, 12:05
- Forum: Music
- Topic: What do you guys think of Neil Finn and\or Crowded House?
- Replies: 21
- Views: 27142
Re: What do you guys think of Neil Finn and\or Crowded House
I took 3 shits this morning before i went to work: -the first one i took right when i got up -the second one i took right after i got out the shower. i will still dripping wet on the toilet -the third i took right b4 i went to work. i flushed and stopped up the toilet, but right when i reached for t...
- 25 Sep 2014, 10:54
- Forum: Music
- Topic: What do you guys think of Neil Finn and\or Crowded House?
- Replies: 21
- Views: 27142
- 16 Sep 2014, 11:10
- Forum: Shows
- Topic: Secret Chiefs 3
- Replies: 22
- Views: 32831
Re: Secret Chiefs 3
ur moms loves the dookie mustache. she tried to put one on me the other day. i almost beat her to death (with my weenie)
- 16 Sep 2014, 11:07
- Forum: Music
- Topic: -- 2014 AUDIO INFLUXING --
- Replies: 49
- Views: 40011
Re: -- 2014 AUDIO INFLUXING --
NEW MALCOLM HOLCOMBE ALBUM PITIFUL BLUES!#@$!@#$
- 16 Sep 2014, 08:09
- Forum: Shows
- Topic: Secret Chiefs 3
- Replies: 22
- Views: 32831
Re: Secret Chiefs 3
You ever had someone give you a dookie mustache?
You prolly did and just didn't notice because you smell shit all day long (via upper lip).
You prolly did and just didn't notice because you smell shit all day long (via upper lip).
- 16 Sep 2014, 07:51
- Forum: Music
- Topic: The Butthole Melvins
- Replies: 22
- Views: 24598
Re: The Butthole Melvins
The time is right for you to eat shit tonite. I'm gonna eat some pussy tonight, you go have that sewer trout (turd) you caught at work in the sewers for yourself. You're supposed to lick pussy :P not eat it you big dummy. You obviously do NOT care for vagina the way I do. :wink: So what's the big s...
- 15 Sep 2014, 11:57
- Forum: Shows
- Topic: Secret Chiefs 3
- Replies: 22
- Views: 32831
Re: Secret Chiefs 3
Damn dude, you are actually good for something.
Who would have thunk it?
I've always wanted to see SC3 at King's.
I'm for certain gonna shit in the urinal that nite.
Who would have thunk it?
I've always wanted to see SC3 at King's.
I'm for certain gonna shit in the urinal that nite.
- 15 Sep 2014, 11:52
- Forum: Music
- Topic: The Butthole Melvins
- Replies: 22
- Views: 24598
Re: The Butthole Melvins
You're supposed to lick pussy not eat it you big dummy.Carcharodon carcharias wrote:I'm gonna eat some pussy tonight, you go have that sewer trout (turd) you caught at work in the sewers for yourself.clitty litter wrote:The time is right for you to eat shit tonite.
- 12 Sep 2014, 08:04
- Forum: Music
- Topic: The Butthole Melvins
- Replies: 22
- Views: 24598
Re: The Butthole Melvins
The time is right for you to eat shit tonite.
- 12 Sep 2014, 07:41
- Forum: Miscellany
- Topic: highlight of your day?
- Replies: 10688
- Views: 2831718
Re: highlight of your day?
Calling homeboy sharkie would be too much of a compliment.
I prefer 'sheen and i throw up a lil in my mouth every time i throw up in my mouth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np_Z4WWcoWk
I prefer 'sheen and i throw up a lil in my mouth every time i throw up in my mouth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np_Z4WWcoWk
- 10 Sep 2014, 08:27
- Forum: Miscellany
- Topic: highlight of your day?
- Replies: 10688
- Views: 2831718
Re: highlight of your day?
Yo momma so fat when she got infected with flesh eating bacteria the doctor gave her 25 years to live.
- 03 Sep 2014, 07:38
- Forum: Music
- Topic: Has anyone here heard of the band Mister Bongle?
- Replies: 15
- Views: 16503
Re: Has anyone here heard of the band Mister Bongle?
hey Pi, did you breast feed when you were a wee tike, or did you drink formula?
my guess is that you either breastfed till you were 12, or they fed you dumpster juice at childhood.
my guess is that you either breastfed till you were 12, or they fed you dumpster juice at childhood.
- 30 Aug 2014, 12:28
- Forum: Music
- Topic: Has anyone here heard of the band Mister Bongle?
- Replies: 15
- Views: 16503
Re: Has anyone here heard of the band Mister Bongle?
Last year I had the equivalent of jock itch under both armpits. My pops who is a physician told me to get an anti fungal aka athlete's foot cream. It worked. I did have toss my deodorant. I know to piss on ur feet in shower if u gots athletes foot. I want to convince some chick to let me piss on her...
- 29 Aug 2014, 17:24
- Forum: Music
- Topic: Has anyone here heard of the band Mister Bongle?
- Replies: 15
- Views: 16503
Re: Has anyone here heard of the band Mister Bongle?
Jock itch/yeast infections are no laughing matter. I used to date a girl that would get them all the time. When I would raw dog that pussy, I would get jock itch. That shit is no fun at all. Just say know or maybe to sex with chicks with yeast infections.
- 29 Aug 2014, 12:03
- Forum: Music
- Topic: Has anyone here heard of the band Mister Bongle?
- Replies: 15
- Views: 16503
Re: Has anyone here heard of the band Mister Bongle?
sounds like a good reason for you to "meme" yourself the fuck outta here.
- 29 Aug 2014, 07:10
- Forum: Music
- Topic: Has anyone here heard of the band Mister Bongle?
- Replies: 15
- Views: 16503
Re: Has anyone here heard of the band Mister Bongle?
it's called "jock itch" when men get it and it's a "yeast infection" when a woman gets it.
it's transfered by sex, but yet it's never classified as an STD
discuss..
it's transfered by sex, but yet it's never classified as an STD
discuss..
- 27 Aug 2014, 14:25
- Forum: Music
- Topic: The Bored As Fuck BF Virtual Record Crate
- Replies: 1263
- Views: 489182
Re: The Bored As Fuck BF Virtual Record Crate
get reverse-raped by yo own pooh
- 26 Aug 2014, 09:06
- Forum: Music
- Topic: do rappers (MCs?) still say "SAY HO!"?
- Replies: 124
- Views: 100280
Re: do rappers (MCs?) still say "SAY HO!"?
feel the bass, y'all...
- 22 Aug 2014, 09:47
- Forum: Music
- Topic: The Butthole Melvins
- Replies: 22
- Views: 24598
Re: The Butthole Melvins
how can someone be an idiot AND a retard at the same time? Idiots keep making the same mistakes again and again, while retards have hindered brain development and often have the brain of an elementary student while well in their adulthood. perhaps you could use some more intuitive derogatory names.
- 09 Aug 2014, 12:50
- Forum: Music
- Topic: -- 2014 AUDIO INFLUXING --
- Replies: 49
- Views: 40011
- 07 Aug 2014, 08:05
- Forum: Music
- Topic: -- 2014 AUDIO INFLUXING --
- Replies: 49
- Views: 40011
Re: -- 2014 AUDIO INFLUXING --
ATTN: sharppie & joelly roll ! http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Toc2EFWXL._AA160_.jpg http://www.amazon.com/Free-Easy-Complete-Works-1970-1975/dp/B00APSTMMO/ref=sr_1_1?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1406188217&sr=1-1&keywords=apple+and+the+three+oranges ^ !this thing! ^ Ordered toda...
- 04 Aug 2014, 07:38
- Forum: Music
- Topic: Danzig and Shakira -together at last
- Replies: 42
- Views: 41493
Re: Danzig and Shakira -together at last
I'm dookie-man hungry rite naw. I 8 one dookie-man; two is not enuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA84_Gb8EWk
If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.
I didn't know it was impossible when I did it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA84_Gb8EWk
If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.
I didn't know it was impossible when I did it.
- 28 Jul 2014, 10:01
- Forum: Miscellany
- Topic: highlight of your day?
- Replies: 10688
- Views: 2831718
Re: highlight of your day?
degrees and salaries
who gives a flying fuck about either. I know rich ppl that are miserable and poor people that are happier than a pig in shit.
is your degree gonna keep you from getting your ass whupped? prolly not.
who gives a flying fuck about either. I know rich ppl that are miserable and poor people that are happier than a pig in shit.
is your degree gonna keep you from getting your ass whupped? prolly not.