bbs.bunglefever.com

that's pretty gay, hank.

yeah, but the lowlight is that now that he's a guest i can see all the fucking smileys.

*pees on internet*

the other night verne troyer got kicked out of my local bar. little fucker was belligerent. i gotta remember to put him on my death pool next year.

just got my membership renewed at the aquarium.
and the wine club.

got a letter from an anonymous neighbor saying they were very offended by my big black anarchy flag on the fourth of july.

http://www.uniondemocrat.com/photos/upload/20080627143804.jpg Biker dude Leon Zuckswert soars over a jump as he prepares to race Friday at the Mother Lode Fair. Leon and his twin brother, Isaac, practice and have fun on a little dirt course, complete with jumps, at their home on Jamestown Road unde...

my nephews placed second and third in the 50cc dirtbike race the other night. the kid who got first should have been disqualified cause he was riding a 65cc bike... but you can't exactly take away a giant trophy from a seven year old. well, some of you could because you're cruel bastards.

the butcher was closed. i had to settle for a dozen packs of oscar meyers.

i just picked up the old sinatra/dean martin/sammy davis version yesterday for five bucks. haven't had a chance to watch it yet.

y'all only have a day left to shop for my bday

good god!
what time does the kilbasa store close?!?

it was a damn good blow job.

i woke up to a blow job.
no hangover.
got a free car.

three highlights and i've only been awake for two hours!

it's way too nice a day out.
i shouldn't be working. i should be surfing.

i shaved a vagina this morning.

i got death threats from two different people last night!
the world truly loves me.

a crazy girl got fired for chasing me down the street with a rolling pin... and i didn't even know it was happening.

i had my life threatened by some steroid fueled marines. then i was saved by a lesbian. then i drank some more beer. then i went home and had sex.

santa cruz is burning.


someone do an appropriate remake of the bad religion song, now!

ok.
i'm shitfaced.

my lesbian friends heard i was sick, and they just brought me a gift basket of beer, cigarettes, medicine, movies and miso soup.



by the way... why do fat lesbians have stripper names? bliss? angel?

the irony of this thread is incredible.

the weather is unusually perfect.
yesterday was one of the four days of the year that it was nice enough to go surfing.
still, the pacific is balls-cold. i should get a wet suit.

hotel rooms, beer, sex and continental breakfast.

1-free beer
2-piles and piles of sushi
3-cartoons
4-vagina

i think it was reading 'the stranger' by camus in eigth grade that made me cynical.

the ones that i always find looped when i'm watching my nephews would either be 'cars' or some dirtbike stunt film. but we're usually outside on the dirtbikes anyway.